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Groucho Marx Sings Conservative Health Care Reform Position

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Uploaded on Dec 24, 2009

Senator Quincy Adams Wagstaff (Independent from Freedonia) in a nutshell sings the policies embraced by Conservatives while opposing health care reform in this G-Span coverage of Senate debates:

WAGSTAFF:
We don't care what you have to say
We'll vote against it anyway
Whatever your bill
We're against it
And even though we've mangled and condensed it
We're against it

Your plan would help the common man
But you don't seem to understand
Whatever you want
We're against it
And even if you've thoroughly expensed it
We're against it

We're opposed to it
For partisan reasons we're opposed to it

We'll filibuster then complain
If you should try to do the same
Whatever it takes
We'll resist it
While voting down support for the enlisted
We'll resist it

The vote we'll cast does not come free
Just ask insurance companies
They paid us to say
We're against it
Big pharma wants our vote and pays to rent it
So we lent it

We'll turn the good you try to do
Into Obama's Waterloo
And now you know why
We're against it
No matter what the pill or who dispensed it
We're against it

GENTLEMEN:
Congratulations.
Wonderful.
Marvelous.

WAGSTAFF:
All right, scram boys. I'll meet you unda the rotunda.
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We trust that Groucho would forgive us taking liberties for satirical purposes (Freedonia was in Duck Soup, not Horse Feathers; Wagstaff was a professor, not a senator, etc.).

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