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I just wanna know how you got past your parents with just your underwear on
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Hey whats up red eye, (;P)
So I was at primary school once, and my class had a school assembly to present to the rest of the school not many just like? 170? something like that, baring in mind I was 8 years old, In year 4 with all older people staring at me you know, it was some scary shit for me back then aha, but anyway so I stood up and i went to say something and i froze, everybody stopped and looked at me i was like oh sorry ive forgot went to sit and guess what.. I fell off my chair -.-
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on my first time, i looked down at her vigina and it was huge! aaaaand cheesy. when she was giving me a blowjob, i found a big lump of vigina cheese on my arm Dx
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I jizz in my eye everyday. It helps my vision.
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I jizz in my eye everyday. It helps my vision.
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i was at my primary school and a boy near me pissed himself! and pulled down a teachers skirt while he was running out of assembley 291 people saw that and this kids is why primary schools floors always smell like piss!
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I shit in my pants while at church (;
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my brother found my cellphone and i had porn still on forgot to turn of so :S
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Once my friend told me a joke during class and i literally pissed myself laughing.
Soggy Piss pants :(
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dude are retarded? you sound like one for sure..
In second grade i shit my pants. and left my shit pants on all day. (unintentional Talladega Night reference)
aeroblick 6 months ago 7
there was this girl i had liked for a while and i was having a party at my house, we both got pretty drunk, we went up to my room and i went down on her... so we started having sex and for the life off me i didnt know it was her first time, half way through my friends ran into my room being pricks, so i kicked them out and went back over and went down on her again, 10 minutes later my friends are back with a camera, so we stopped, when i looked at the photo i had blood on my face :$
uniroses 6 months ago 6