Eddie Izzard in Definite Article: Musical Instruments

Eddie Izzard talks about musical instruments and being in a school band. From his Definite Article video.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Eddie
• Izzard
• Definite
• Article
• instruments
• school
• band
• johnny
• violin
• weasel
• oboe
• mrs
• badcrumble
• clarient
• piano
• tuba

[veedawggg]

I adore that this has 0 dislikes.

[happyjellyfish]

'Piano! Piano!'

'It's not a fucking piano - it's a claranaht!'

[TheMegaJadeishere]

xD "And at what point did you orgasm, during this song?"

"Oh, all of it. It was multiple"

xD xD

[JoshTB100]

@veedawggg some D**K has disliked it

[Faramirel]

Am I the only one who realises sex to that song could be pretty funny? (No, that's no invite) :) Althought trying ti keep that rgytm seems like it could go terribly wrong...

[fredury]

"yeeeah, yeeeah, yeeeah, yeeeah, oh fuckin' hell" LMAO

[fredury]

@veedawggg now there is one dislike, it's probably mrs. badcrumble

[whitesoxFTW87]

no dislikes. HEEL YEA 

[ayutenshi2]

"We're going to stage dive onto the bassoon player." Tee hee. I play bassoon. Day=made.

[ColorMeLead]

"I was practicing one time and my dad goes 'Stop practicing. You sound crap. I have bought a hammer, you may borrow it if you wish.'"

"What's this tune here? Snug as a Bug in a rug? ..."

"Ooh, they're gonna kill us. We're Crap."

Oh my god these parts crack me up all the time. XD

[VTPPGLVR]

Years ago, I watched my older sister's school band performance. I leaned over and asked my mom when they were gonna stop the normally discordant warming up and start playing the music. My mom answered "They've BEEN playing the music." X-D

[elderdragonIce]

.....I choose to play Tuba, and love it!