MIDDLETOWN: COW STAMPEDES THROUGH BUSY INTERSECTION

Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct after police say she chased children in her neighborhood while wearing a cow suit and urinated on a neighbors front porch.
MyFoxCleveland reports

MIDDLETOWN, Oh. — A Middletown, Ohio woman is behind bars, charged with disorderly conduct after she was arrested while wearing a cow suit.

Police say Michelle Allen was getting in the way of traffic and chasing children while wearing her cow suit.

Shes also accused of urinating on a neighbors front porch.

Allen was also wearing the cow suit when she appeared in court Tuesday morning.

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[foreal1992]

Udderly shocked. Get it?

[jonlscott]

@foreal1992 lolololol i got that the second time XD

[katidid0520000]

WOW OK GROWIN UP IN MIDDLETOWN I HAVE SEEN BOOGER MICHELLE SO MANY TIMES... I REMEMBER 1 TIME WE WAS WALKIN BACK FROM UDF AND SHE CALLED MY SISTER KEYLA A HOE AND KEYLA SMAKED THE SHIT OUTTA HER. I HAVE SEEN MICHELLE DO SOME CRAZY THINGS BUT THIS 1 IS AT THE TOP OF THE LIST LMFAO

[iTsDuStInBiTcH]

haha i saw booger today riding a mountain bike and drinking a beer.. thats mtown for you SMH

[rcguy4373]

booger michelle lol

[MinorMisfits]

My boyfriend lives in Middletown, and I have yet to get a glimpse of the infamous 'Booger Michelle'. Maybe I should attempt to dress as a bull to lure the cow beast out into the open.

[123urshala]

I LIVE HERE.SHE RLY IZ NUTZ DOE.

[123urshala]

I LIVE HERE AN I HAVE SEEN HER.ITS FUNNY AZ EVA

[jordanjcy]

this so funny

[AmandaWWAllieVV]

hahaha



[mycurse333]

this is my town lol man wtf . .. ...entertaining at the least i guess :)