Jonah
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JONAH CAN GO SUCK HIS MOTHER'S FAT BLACK COCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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praise the lord
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@Alaric121 Two words, FUCKING SPELLCHECK! No one can understand what the he'll your saying (oh sorry I meant to say "wa the he'll yr saeing").
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@seancrayolabob06 Well teh Bible is literal nto to be translated as we would like, Jonah was eaten by a whale and was dead in his belly for three day, but on the thriday he came back to life, this is why Christ use
his story as an example. "as Jonah wa in teh wahle's belly for three days so teh son of man will be in the heart of the earth three days and night."
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I remember how in the supernatural God used Moses to part the red sea. So I prayed. God in the same supernatural power You gave Moses I ask You to close my daughter's lungs like You did to the red sea. Jehovah Rophe Exodus 14: 13 -14 But Moses told the people "Don't be afraid. Just stand still and watch the Lord rescue you today........ The Lord himself will fight for you . Just stay calm" I remember the peace I felt while being in the storm. I had a scripture in every IV bottle. cont.
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@theendisnigh81 SO let me get this straight. This guy was swallowed by a whale or fish, lived inside the belly in stomach acid, without fresh water, without oxygen, and without food for 3 full days then the whale swam close to shore to throw up this guy on the beach? I guess this is just as believable as santa claus! Sure I'll teach this to my kids. If these stories about fake people and fake events are representative of god or jesus then what does that say about god or jesus?
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@seancrayolabob06 But if the stories are fake then what does that say about what they represent?
Uuuu.. You do realize that someone could not remain alive inside a fishes stomach for 3 days? Right? Maybe 3 minutes tops
a68rebel 2 years ago
I completely agree with you, but where you are wrong is that this is based on the Bible. If you were religious in any mode at all, you would understand that the Bible is not meant to be interpreted literally. It's the underlying truths which the Bible conveys that actually count.
seancrayolabob06 2 years ago