Red Lobster

Red Lobster's Lobster Fest. Aired May 24, 1986.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• red
• lobster
• commercial
• 1986

[drumONdrugs23]

wow 8 bucks for lobster??? damn.

[tninbredretard]

I GOT A BONER WHEN I SAW THAT PRICE!

[worstcsplayer]

LOL, you can tell how old this commercial is by the VHS line.

[AmericanBulldog18]

i shit myself when he pulled that meat out of the crabs claw

[xbearcanrockx]

What about the KIDS who want it?

What about the normal people (who don't do drugs, alcohol or smoke) who want it?

What about the normal people (who aren't alcoholics or have a drinking problem) who want it?

What if I want it?! I have some allergies over here. But hey, I still want some Shrimp skewers.

Yes. Two orders and an ambulance, to go...

[xbearcanrockx]

Red lobster is messed. I probably wouldn't eat there. Garlic shrimp skewers sound good, But I really do not think it is appropriate to have them marinated with alcohol. Really.

[OregonChronic]

whoa the lobsters red!

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

U r a fat wino, call jenny craig Mr Piggy

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior you're a child.

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

You must look like your cow mother, tell her to shave.

Have some more rotten grapes.

How many days did it take you to run a mile? How many times did you call 911?

Fat Fuck Pig Face, Mr Piggy

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior i bet you were born prematurely and suffered from fetal alcohol syndrome due to your mothers lack of self control or integrity. you later developed aspergers in your adolescence. and now you work out profusely to try and hide the fact that you're a dribbling retard who still has to use safety scissors to open the box of condoms that you'll never get to use. your brain lacks the oxygen it so dearly needs and it is * evident* (proper use of the word) in your speech. faggot.

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior once again you go running your mouth about things you don't know shit about. i weigh 144 lbs, i'm 5'11, and i don't even drink wine lol. i don't know how i "evidently" consume bottles of wine seeing as how there is no evidence of this. do you even understand the words you're using? you're an idiot, you insult like a child, and you have the aimless rebelliousness of a teenage girl. no amount of jogging and sit ups will ever change the fact that you sir, are a piece of shit.