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Uploaded by on Dec 21, 2009

it should be available in HQ soon, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.

LYRICS HERE!!

Don't talk, watch!
Don't talk, watch!
You came here. Watch it.
Don't like it? Walk out.
We still have all your fucking money.

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I'm sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.

If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife.

Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is now our money
and we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others,
or I will bite your torso
and give you a disease.

Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this.
Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.
Run over it after the show.

If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
and dissolve your testicles
and turn your guts into snakes.

This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner.
If I find you've sold it on eBay,
I will break into your house
and tear your wife in half.

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  • Yesh Mastodon is my favorite band!

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  • "don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to"

  • like any of us have wives.

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  • Mastodon is such an amazing band in general.

  • If I see you videotaping this movie,

    Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid

    and dissolve your testicles

    and turn your guts into snakes.

    This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner.

    If I find you've sold it on eBay,

    I will break into your house

    and tear your wife in half.

  • it's funny cause less threatning materils are singing it. food

  • i will break into your house and tear your wife in half!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ozzy osbourne:SHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRON­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wat the hell is the green guy...

  • I will buy this movie just to sell it on ebay if you will please really tear my wife in half.

  • @ThatTRMGuy You too huh?

  • When I first saw this movie, I expected the foods to come in after the credits and say something like

    What doing still hanging about?

    Pick up your things and get the fuck out!

  • This band turned into detestable garbage but this was funny

  • Take the seed outside!

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