Conan the Barbarian: The Musical (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger performs "Crom!" from Conan the Barbarian: The Musical.

Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon and Al Kaplan (Silence! The Musical). Schwarzenegger performed by Al Kaplan.

Contains some Basil Poledouris variations

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Another day,
Walking in circles
Haunted by memories, I push on this wheel.
I pray to Crom
Grant me revenge
And help me to answer the riddle of steel.

A shy little boy,
I couldn't protect them
Helpless and timid, as weak as a girl.
They butchered my people, the dogs ate my father
My mother beheaded, they took my whole world.

Crom, where is the wizard who killed my mother?
Still, I can recall his terrible gaze.
Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you're my god then show me the way.

I'm on the path, chopping up bodies
Hacking and slicing, and look at me now.
With loyal friends joining my party
Each step I take I'm fulfilling my vow.

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women!

(Repeat)

Crom, show me the wizard who killed my mother.
True I've never prayed to you before.
Still, what would I give if you could help me see this through?
And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!

Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you're my god then show me the way.
Anyaaah, gnyaaaaahyaaaayaaaaa Yaaaaa ah aaaah ahhh

I swear this wizard will fall 'cause
This has begun
They murdered them all, I'm the last one
I issue the call, revenge for my mom,
I pray to you Crom!

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women.

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• Sean Connery: The Musical

[tobs001]

Even this musical is 100 times more badass than the recent remake.

[23chopperrob]

Its all about the lamentation of the women!!!

[funnycookbook]

gay retarded voice. go kill urself no=one will cry,

[deovision]

I'm loving the the way "lamentation of the women" is emphasized. It's got me rolling in stitches looool

[colonkoduuongdoitrai]

WTH? 2:10



[Muscle4LifeX]

KRAAMM WHERE ARE TEH TOO SNAKES FAYCING EACHOTHEE

[LordoCarrot]

An yanaaaanaaaaaaya neaaa yun yaaaaa

[tobs001]

@GabrielleLovesXena Yeah. I think its pretty awful.

[JimmyTheWiseGuy]

1:18 LOOOOOOL LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RockSooks]

At first i really thought Arnold sings this ...

[raul0143]

Conan le chanteur

[TheDeadlyBulb]

This is a must see. I didn't understand the breadth of Arnold's talent until now. Governor? Phaaaaw. If the public had know we would have elected him president.