STR Retard - House Price Crash - Credit Crunch

A Typical STR - Remixed

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Bruno Powroznik, the renowned economist & popular housepricecrash.co.uk contributor, offered us the following satirical monologue (in video format) to illustrate the darkside of property investment:

"Hello, I am an STR Retard,

who wants to see millions of people suffer in the next recession. So that I can take advantage of other people's misery while buying a property from a distressed home owner, who is forced to sell their property at a low price.

Vendors can be sure, that I will put in a derisory low offer for their property in the next property crash."

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I merely set it to my music (with slight meter adjustments & syntactic alterations) & pepped up the visuals. The computer crashed several times under the sheer weight of Bruno's genius, that & the floating twisty titles I put on (the PC didn't like them for some reason, so I had to render the video in low quality).

I renamed the new & hopefully improved monsterpiece; Hello, I am an STR retard.

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'STR' = Sell to Rent

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• recession
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• bust
• depression

[funkyfunker37]

Bruno is a creation from a shemales arse.

That video about jade goody is sick that what i expect from a guy that muffs his own mum.

[FreeBrunoPowroznik]

I agree, he was c*nt for making that video.

[inkibert]

PRETTY GOOD BRUNO I LIKED IT!

[FreeBrunoPowroznik]

Thanks, but I am not Bruno. I've just remastered some of his videos, since it appears that he has had his PC confiscated & can't enlighten us with his unique perspective anymore.

[FreeBrunoPowroznik]

Sadly the full Stereo effect has been lost in youtube's rendering of this video, making the music sound particularly low-fi.

Please message me if you would like me to send you the mp3 for the full stereo fx.

[Yonmon1966]

Possibly the greatest ever Youtube vid, if you know the back story.

[michaelclarke18]

yes, we know you are a retard

[takeme123]

This should be on the radio. Very catchy.

[brunopowroznikagain]

Bruno Powroznik is back as brunopowroznikagain

[krosfyah]

Its back to 92 all over again, white gloves, e and off my face....except this time, im not thinking about getting high, off my face and dancing all night to repetitive beat music, im just thinking about STR's and the property market.

Have i finally grown up?