That Doesn't Make You A Model

YouTube deleted this epic video, so I'm reposting it, because it's so fkn true.

That Doesn't Make You A Model by Robert Hoffman
PUNCH ROBERT
http://www.youtube.com/user/punchrobert

Lyrics:
Girl, This goes out to all you myspace models, you know who you are

You got them picture folders, talking about model, but you ain't never really modeled before

You got the word barbie somewhere in your URL, but you don't look nothin like barbie
and you got that picture on your profile talking about "don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful"
we don't hate you cuz your beautiful girl, we hate for having that stupid ass sign on your profile

Lets go

Just because you were in a fashion show at the mall, and that's all, nnno,no
Just because you airbrushed off, your c-section scar, that doesn't mean your stomach
Is good enough to be up on that car
Everyone can get a model mayhem account, that doesn't make you a star
None of the photographers in your top 8, even know who you are
And just because you hand out budlight keychains at the bar you work at
That doesn't make you a budlight model, that just means you work in a bar

No, No, No, No, No
Someone had to tell you so
There's someone here to tell you girl
That doesn't make you a model
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
Girl you need to take it slow
There's someone here to tell you girl
That doesn't make you a model

Bucked tooth, belly crease, cross eyed, man looking, alien face, your tiger face
You've never seen Adriana Lima pucker her lips to the side, and make a peace sign
That's Myspace Face
You ain't posing girl
That ain't it girl
You just trying to hide you skinny ass lips girl
Just cuz your were on a Princess Jasmine float when you were nine
Did someone punch you in the face baby you aint fine
Using photoshop to add the YSL design
Unless that's supposed to stand for Yo someone lied

Ah, Ah you want it, Ah, Ah, I got it

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah

Now come and get it girl, girlllllllllllllll, yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, ohhhhahhhhhhhhh

No, No, No, No, No
Someone had to tell you so
There's someone here to tell you girl
That doesn't make you a model
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
Girl you need to take it slow
There's someone here to tell you girl
That doesn't make you a model

Being hot will get you attention girl
But not being bad shit out of your fucking mind crazy, will get you respect

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• PUNCH ROBERT
• Robert Hoffman
• That Doesn't Make You A Model
• Step Up 2
• Myspace Face
• Myspace
• Facebook
• Modeling
• Fashion
• Model Mayhem

[Neonheld]

he seems a bit gay but it's a great song and vid

go on like this rob

[taaylorninja]

hahaha LOVE IT! i cant believe they deleted this, one of my favorites<3

[blissfullydelicious]

epic

[GarageBattle]

best thing ever

[vickylovejolly]

i love you he is the best actor,singer,dancer and prodozent ever!! i love you !!! but unfortunatley he is already 31

[LeifEricson123]

@princessjulia2 Funniest comment ever!

[trolljanhorse]

Some of these chicks are hot.

[mintotussle]

I want to post this to facebook... but I'm afraid my friend with the Model Mayhem account and the skanky pictures who keeps asking everyone to go online and vote for her so she can get gigs will get all obnoxious about it and try to tell me why I'm wrong.

[ArcanineRules250]

Reminds me of Daniel Tosh

[turpentinenight]

Coming from someone who works in the Fashion Industry and it subjected to having to deal with these girls - this is 100% true.

[sarahbaker90]

this is actually the best thing ive ever heard, i have a new found hate for a girl. she has the side ways pouty lips and her screen name has barbie in it. wow. thank you

[rosebud5526]

This video is awesome!!!!!!!