Doreen's Story

I had the extraordinary privilege of interviewing this incredible lady. I hope you find her story as moving and as inspirational as I did.

Category:

Comedy

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• Doreen's
• Story
• Inspector
• Drake
• David
• Tristram
• Gill
• Jordan
• Lazy
• Cow
• Syndrome

[Ramiiam]

Could someone who speaks Brit tell me what she says after "It's confirmed?" 0:36

[inspectordrake]

@Ramiiam "you're a lazy cow"

[GrowcottPeter]

If you have been moved by this film & want to help people like Doreen, Trojan & Tangerine, then please send a donation to The Black Country Relief Fund. For just £1, we can give a child from Tipton elocution lessons to help them speak English. For just £2, we can fund a Detox clinic to break the widespread addiction to pork scratchings. And for just £5 we can set up a Psychiatric clinic for all those poor deluded souls that think Wolves will beat the drop this season. Please give generously..

[GrowcottPeter]

For all those people that can't understand Doreen, here's how to 'spake' Black County...

Lesson 1 - How to conjugate the verb 'to be' in the present tense...

In normal English....I am; You are; He is; She is; You are (pl), We are, They are

In BC ...Om, Yam, Eez, Airz, Yowm, Weem, Thaim

Example 1 - Om bostin feh-ra-piss (I am in urgent need to the lavatory)

Please press 'Like' for Lesson 2....

[cheapdirt07]

Thank you ! I've missed hearing my Accent.... I was brought up Sunny Bloxwich near Walsall, I now live in Germany and i've lost mine abit, Tar mate, yam great !

[Multikingsley]

Brilliant, very well produced and I am sure many benefit offices have seen the like during the past 20 years.

[thelaughingbasset]

THIS. IS. PERFECT.

[AzureSN]

For a second I asked myself if she was from around here... sounds like half of bloody Cannock. Poor souls, ain't they got it hard.

[GrowcottPeter]

How to 'spake' Black County - Lesson 2 - Question Tags

Doreen says "Every little bit helps, doh it?". The 'doh it' (doesn't it) is a classic Black Country question tag. There are many similar tags & if you can master these, you are half to 'spaking' like a native. Practice the following...

Ay it? (isn't it); Woh it? (Won't it); Doh it? (doesn't it); War it? (was it not); Car it? (can't it?), Shah it? (shall it not).

Example 1 - It's buggered ay it?

Example 2 - Om bostin fer-ra-piss, ay I?

[SAHBfan]

I'm sitting here watching this... and it is 11.30 am.... and I've done f*** all so far today.

Trouble with these people.... they think they're the only ones who can't be arsed.

:-(

[aliceigoe]

@Ramiiam Did you notice "Mastermind" the book on the side table?

[bigmac2009able]

@christiethomas1 Hang on theres a cuple of Players goin for free --o-ohh no sorry me mates just nabbed them the bugga oh no he pinched me last striker too Bloody hell can anyone help the Baggies

[RattleheadUK]

@christiethomas1

The Baggies need help? Can the dingles even see us from down there?

[lousysound]

love it xx