Turian Air Quotes
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*Reaper fleet appears behind council*
Turian: Ah yes, "Reapers." The immortal sentient life supposedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed you.
Reapers: Awwwww...:'( *they all float away sadly*
And it was at that point that it was the Turian, not Shepard, that saved the galaxy and he then gets Shepard's bitches
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"Ah yes, Creepersssssssssssssssssssssss
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@AICW nah the ships in ME3 that are allegedly "reapers" are merely massive opaque holograms made by saren before he died meant to scare everybody because he was an asshole.
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My ME3 Expectations : turian counsellor : You'r tearing me apart Reapers!!! Shepard:... Ah yes, "reapers" the sentent machines supposedly Tearing you apart limb by limb, we have dismissed that claim... Turian:FUUUUUUUU!-
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Mass Effect 3
Turian councilor: Holy Shit! The Reapers are attacking! HELP US SHEPARD!
Shepard: Ah yes, "Reapers"...
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Ah yes, Bankers. The obscenely rich financiers, allegedly responsible for our current economic mess. We have dismissed these claims . . .
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ME1:
Reapers:Shepard,you say?
ME2:
Reapers:Ah yes,"Shepard" the human that killed thousand of sovereing's geth and sovereing himself...we have dismissed that calim
ME3:
*Reapers attacks earth and shephard came to save it*
Reapers:HOLY SHIT,SHEPARD!
Say what you will about his opinions about "Reapers" but the fact remains that this guy went about learning human grammar rules as well as non-verbal communication methods; he put time and effort in getting this information in order to dismiss a human statement in the douchiest way possible.
Say what you will about him, but you have to respect the lengths he went to in order to avoid being a mere jackass but a instead establish himself as a true asshole.
Gettles 8 months ago 150
@RevolverOcelot1964
ME1: "Reapers, you say?"
ME2: "Ah yes, Reapers."
ME3: "Oh shit, Reapers!"
AICW 9 months ago 55