No Pie (Cookie Monster Song - TLC No Scrubs Parody )

Sorry there is no video to this... it's just the song. :)

and yes.... I know it doesn't sound much like the cookie monster! Sorry! :P

Enjoy!

Lyrics:
A pie is a food that thinks it's good
Also known as a poser
Always chillin' with whip cream
But no it's not for me

So, no I don't want your souffle
No, I don't want any pie
And no I don't wanna eat your cupcake
No, don't want none of your kind

Me just want a cookie
A cookie is a food that gets some love from me
Hangin' in a cookie jar, way up high
Wants to be eaten by me

Me just want a cookie
A cookie is a food that gets some love from me
Hangin' in a cookie jar, way up high
Wants to be eaten by me

Ice Cream I see, but no it's not for me
'Cause I know that it's not a cookie
It's looking all melty, my cookie is healthy
Can't get in my tummy

So, no I don't want your souffle
No, I don't want any pie
And no I don't wanna eat your cupcake
No, don't want none of your kind

Me just want a cookie
Cookie is a food that gets some love from me
Hangin' in a cookie jar, way up high
Wants to be eaten by me

Me just want a cookie
A cookie is a food that gets some love from me
Hangin' in a cookie jar, way up high
Wants to be eaten by me

If you don't have cookie and your hungry
(Oh yes fool I'm talking to you)
If you're looking for something tasty
(Oh yes fool I'm talking to you)
If you don't have cookie and your hungry
(Oh yes fool I'm talking to you)
Then get a cookie just like me
Oh, are you hungry

Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie

Me just want a cookie
A cookie is a food that gets some love from me
Hangin' in a cookie jar, way up high
Wants to be eaten by me

Me just want a cookie
A cookie is a food that gets some love from me
Hangin' in a cookie jar, way up high
Wants to be eaten by me

Me just want a cookie
A cookie is a food that gets some love from me
Hangin' in a cookie jar, way up high
Wants to be eaten by me

Me just want a cookie
A cookie is a food that gets some love from me
Hangin' in a cookie jar, way up high
Wants to be eaten by me

Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, me want cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, oh cookie, give me a cookie, cookie

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cookie
• monster
• song
• no
• scrubs
• tlc
• TLC (band)
• Parody
• Comedy
• Spoof
• Funny
• Humour

[nibakib]

You don't sound anything like the cookie monstrr

[staticelectris]

@nibakib yeah.... lol..... I know.......

[jdavidgaviria]

you need one year drinking vodka to sound like Cookie Monster

[JustinsKeyblade]

nice <3 :3

[zenoheaven]

well at least yu took the time to write the song

[LastYearsRegrets]

Maybe I'm just retarded but you sound like the cookie monster :O This was awesome, good job :)

[popple131]

This is soooo funne lol :)

[MsSwag456]

this was uploaded on my birthday september 17!!!

[xXxxLilKitKatxxXx]

Omg LOVE IT! :] imma go around singin this in my Dino voice..RAWR!!! ;}

[MegaNicki15]

lmfao

[dno111213]

COOOKIE> XD