Basketball Rap

Tim is just having a fun time playing basketball... Until some jerk comes and tries to show off.

Lyrics:
A basketball is circle, A basketball is round.
I'm flyin' through the air, you're still down on the ground.
I'm goin' for the dunk, watch out 'cuz I will score.
And if you try and stop me, I'll knock you to the floor.
I got these crazy moves, that you can't learn in school.
Deking off your shorts, Now you look like a fool.
When I step on to the court, the other team's in fear.
I show them guys no mercy, I leave 'em sobbing tears.
Pullin' tricks out of my hat, like I'm the Mad-Hatter.
To stay fit I eat a delicious veggie platter.
My team is in the finals, we're gonna win the cup.
The other team's ahead, but that's only 'cuz of luck.
The ref is being stupid, he makes a bad call.
I give him the finger, and then I throw the ball.
My teammates getting nervous, we're down by 2 points.
My muscles they are bruised and I'm aching at the joints.
"Yo T-Dawg, I'm open!" He passes me the rock.
Shoot fo' the 3 pointer 'cuz I'm wearing lucky socks.
Swishing through the net, like an angel from the sky.
The beauty and the grace brings a tear to my eye.
My teammate be yellin' "WE DID IT! WE WON!"
But I think we all know, that I am numba 1...
The scouts they be callin' from the NBA
But I say "HECK NO!" THE STREETS IS WHERE I PLAY!

Take it to the HOOOOOLE.
Bring the crowd to their feet.
RAP IT like a GANGSTA.

Well I don't play for money. I don't play for fame.
I just play for respect. "Yo man, that's kinda LAME!"
YO BOY! YOU CHIRPIN'?!? LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE COURT!
BETTER GET YO' MOMMA TO FILL A MEDICAL REPORT!
I'm gonna mess you up! I'm gonna beatcha good,
with my mad-trippin' skills comin' straight from the hood.
In a minute or so you'll be beggin'
"PLEASE, M-DAWG DON'T HURT ME!"
You'll be crawling on your knees.
You can start with ball, cause you're a big NOOB!
I'm gonna film this game, put it on YOUTUBE!
All the viewers will laugh, 'cuz you're a big JOKE!
Let's start this up now, Hope you don't CHOKE!

Ok, whatever, that was just beggingers luck.
With this next crazy move you'll be like a sitting duck.

OK man, now i'm really PO'ed.
I think it's finally time for me to unload.
The greatest dang trick that you ever did see.
I call this one the rocket-blasting chimpanzee.

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[CockyPotocky]

haha hthis was awesome

[shmuzzle]

haha, thanks, glad you liked it.

[pimpsontheblock]

i just came

[mdawg1242]

Lmao, this is freaking hilarious! The lyrics are amazing

Keep up the good work guys!

[MrRemcoremco]

Go to hell motherfucker'!

[MrMoRahman]

not funny or interesting, behold! your 7th thumbs down.

[footballsk8r]

red shorts looks like off buried life

[eliasandsydnie]

Hahahah He SCRATCHED his BALLS!!!!!! lol

[TheVerticalDreams]

ahahah this was some funny shit d00d

[ElectricEels]

aaahaha. I love it matt.

[Catmix9]

oh. whoops, you're right.

[tmanhaw24]

actually that was tim who fell

[Catmix9]

"Bring the crowd to their feet" and tyler falls.

this is great.

hahaha.