2007 Poem by Jason Goldtrap

My review of the news of 2007. I hope everyone has a healthy and prosperous new year.

2007 Poem
By Jason Goldtrap 12.14.07

Malibu was all ablaze.
Iran has no gays?
Bought a house you can't afford.
Dems debate, we're bored.
Golden Compass no one saw.
Carolina teen guffaw.
Prisoners dance to Thriller.
Michael Vick- puppy killer.
Dumb it down, tart it up.
Rockies had no luck.
Astronaut in a diaper.
Kid Nation way too hyper.
X-Box, I-phone.
"Leave Britney alone!"
Nappy headed ho rebuke.
Air Force makes mistake with nukes
Facebook, blog yourself.
TV season on the shelf.
Hold your wee for a wii.
Hasselbeck/Rosie.
Nuts for Jericho.
Vanessa Hudgens no clothes.
Funny Colbert, Joel McHale.
Paris, Kiefer, Lindsay jail.
Mars is getting warmer.
Heroes, Idol, Transformers.
Cloverfield mystique.
Sarah Conrad of Eagle Creek.
Alec Baldwin cursed his daughter.
No more Harry Potter.
Smarter than a fifth grader?
No licenses for invaders.
Marie Osmond passed out.
OJ did it, no doubt.
Elephant Toronto.
"Don't tase me, bro!"
Larry Craig's bathroom bust.
Coins without "In God we trust."
Barack Obama won't salute.
756 dispute.
An Inconvenient Book.
Joe Horn shoots two crooks.
Hanna tickets far from cheap.
Teachers with their students sleep.
Dukes of Hazzard not PC.
"I like turtles" zombie.
Battle of celebs chorus.
Huckabee/Chuck Norris.
Cheerio Tony Blair.
Mohammed is a teddy bear.
Alanis sings "My humps".
Knievel makes his final jump.
Prize for Al Gore.
Walter Reed vets ignored.
$60 million dollar pants.
French face transplant.
Suing flying imams.
North Korea building bomb.
Alabama Senate punch.
Banks have a credit crunch.
Hamas Mickey Mouse.
David Hasselhoff gets soused.
7 new world wonders.
Dog the Bounty blunders.
Super tower Burj Dubai.
Mike Nifong lied.
Steve Fossett goes missing.
Gere in trouble just for kissing.
Too sexy to fly Southwest.
Japanese robots are the best.
Scotty soared to the final frontier.
More wackiness to ensue in the coming year.
May the next twelve months be truly great.
Have a happy, prosperous 2008.

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