Failed Pick-up Lines
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I can't stop laughing at "I just shit my pants, can I have your number?"
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That's in armstrong I think
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"I'm just gonna go kill myself"
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i watched this like a year ago and this is still so very funny! "about time u give me ur phone number!" ur awesome!
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@billthetrainer... LOL ur a loser
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@darkwar12345 lol
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did u actually get any numbers or no?
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Real life trolling is so fun
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The fatties always cough up the number no matter what.
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so what you doing tonight other than giveing me a boner?
darkwar12345 1 year ago 19
I just shit my pants. Can I have your number?
Seriously. Get a clue, I'll send you a quarter
Jazzyjaxx55 1 year ago 7