Chris Cohen - Song for Scolari

A song for the new man at the helm at Chelsea

Thanks to Tony a.k.a 'nino' for inspirado

Lyrics:

We all think back to last season, we were so close to winning it all
Its a funny old game, the game of football
We needed a man to show us the light
To prove we hadnt lost it all over night

Chorus
Scolari oh oh
Scolari oh oh oh oh
Won the World Cup in 2002
And now he's a blue through and through

He bought Deco and Bosingwa
and convinced lampard to stay
not to travel to Jose in Italy play
And he'll make us play in a beautiful way
He's already got all of the fans on his side
as they sing

Scolari oh oh
Scolari oh oh oh
He'll make us play just like Brazil
We'll win every game 18-0

West London will turn into Rio over night
Our team will be playing a footballing delight
With 500 passes, 12 flicks and a goal every move
We'll forget all about how it feels to draw or to lose

Scolari oh oh
Scolari oh oh oh
Won the World Cup in 2002
And now he's a blue through and through

Scolari oh oh
Scolari oh oh oh
He'll make us play just like Brazil
We'll win every game 18-0

Scolari oh oh
Scolari oh oh oh
It'll be just liek watching Brazil
And it's all thanks to our man Big Phil

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Chris
• Cohen
• Chelsea
• Scolari
• Deco
• Bosingwa
• Lampard
• Big
• Phil
• Manager
• Brazil
• Football
• Volare

[chelseaforever10]

Yeah it's 2009!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

[badbusta4lyf]

AIG : Anderson Is Gay.

[DonforDead]

Chelsea play like Brazil win every game 18-0

We drew 0-0 at home to Hull once and he was sacked (Y)

[NickGPWin1989]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooo Chelsea play like Brazil win every game 18-0 :P

[flyingtoilet1]

he was a falier in every way he did't know how to play club football in europe and definantily not in england!

[terminater57]

scolari is a descrase he rewond r season come on ancelotti

[gunzfire7]

how can you say rafa is the best manager in the world he has won fuck all in years jose and fergie have won endless of trophies!!!

MAN U 4 LIFE

[Yak20]

*trophy? And why is every word a capital? ...Don't think I agree actually.

[Yak20]

you've spelt "no" or "know" (not sure which one you were going for" wrong.

[derbz111]

i have great knowledge about football yet benitez is clearly not the greatest manager. yuo have no knowledge. you probz dont even know who chelsea signed gudjohnsen of off

[viraat7]

wow i loved the commentary part. it was so funny!!

well done chris, unfortunately we hadda fire phil! how about a song on golden guus?