Bring It, Bitches

---wtf is this?---
A gangsta rap parody about our chickens is just about the last musical project I ever thought I'd work on, but when I took this photo of Henrietta Universe, our badass Brahma hen, and then my wife titled it "Bring It, Bitches" [ http://www.flickr.com/photos/liffords/5063977726/ ]... well, it just had to be done.

Oh, and I know that chickens don't exactly fly so well, but "swoop and poop" is common jargon (around the creative agency where I work, anyway) for a type of drive-by critique that the designers sometimes get from the creative directors. I had to fit it in.

---lyrics---
Well I've flown the coop, I'm gonna throw you for a loop
Cause you'll think I'm down, then I'll swoop and I'll poop
Crack you like an eggshell, you won't be the last
Why did I cross the road? To kick your punk ass

From the Asiatic breed called the Brahma
Top of the pecking order so don't'cha start no drama
Cause I'm bad egg and madder than a wet hen
I'm hard boiled so just quit steppin'

All these hens frontin' thinkin' they can peck me
But I don't need a struttin' cock to protect me
I'll fit you with cement shoes and you'll be sleepin' with the fishes
Come on and bring it, bitches

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rap
• gangsta
• parody
• chickens
• comedy
• gangsta rap
• spoof
• hiphop
• explicit

[pimbres]

This is a really exciting new musical direction for you.

[roblifford]

@pimbres I could only watch so much Flight of the Conchords before having to make a comedy number here and there. My overall direction, I hope, continues to be as directionless as possible.

[shannou1]

Love it!

[jrbarker]

Ha that's great Rob! I like the layered vocal on certain key words that gives that old school hip-hop feel.