TF2: Meet the Sandvich

"Meet the Sandvich" Video Transcript

[Two slices of the Sandvich is in a refridgerator on a plate beside two bottles of Red Shed beer]

[The "Meet The Sandvich" opening comes up, along with the normal music]

[Cut back to the Sandviches]

Heavy: [Groans repeatedly]

Scout: "Yeah, there he is!"

Soldier: "You! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"

[The Heavy opens the door, grabs one slice of the Sandvich and closes the door]

Scout: "D-don't do it, pal!"

Soldier: "Do. not. do. it!"

[The Heavy continues to eat the Sandvich]

Scout: "H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!"

[The Heavy's loud footsteps are heard gathering speed]

Scout: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-"

[Several loud thuds are heard and the refridgerator door opens slightly]

Heavy: Ahahahaha!

Scout: "My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!"

[A thud and a snap is heard]

Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a sp-"

[A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and one of the bottles of beer falls over]

Soldier: "AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"

[A girlish scream is heard and the ending music plays]

[Cut to the Heavy in Dustbowl, as he was in the original Meet the Heavy, but instead of wielding his minigun he is devouring a Sandvich]


Notes
Body Count: 2
The opening "Meet The Sandvich" screen has a picnic blanket background.
On the opening screen, at the bottom it says "Copyright Omnomnom".

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• team
• fortress
• TF2
• meet
• the
• sandvich
• sandwich
• heavy
• update

[ParappatheRapper]

YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE?

[alexthepure]

Never EVER get in the way of a Heavy and his sandvich >:D

[mysterykcad]

*Quote from the video*

[Kryptnyt]

I love sandviches.

[Spiritplumber]

And Spy's Head watched all this.

[mysterykcad]

"Copyright OMNOMNOM"

I love Valve

[zelda1russell]

Not the scout :O

[SovietSnowfall]

OH GOD, OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GO-

[TheMarioaddict]

MY BLOOD! HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!

[Isaac02444]

Pause the Video, and Press 5 Repeatedly, best part of the video ;)

[sporecreatorperson]

@ParappatheRapper YOU RED TEAM LADIES WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK A SPI- OWWW, MY SPINE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(Ending flourish)

[TARINunit9]

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