HOW TO KILL FLIES THE EASY WAY

Always been bothered by those pesky flies? Loaded to the brim with 9mm but can't justify shooting holes through your house and apartment just to off some irritating insects? Well, if you're like me, and you just happen to have a can of premium Hoppes #9 Lubricating Oil aerosol lying around, then you can take care of those nasty nascients in a jiffy!

CAUTION: DON'T TRY THIS IF YOU ARE UNDER 21! REMEMBER TO CLEAN UP ALL BURN MARKS BEFORE YOUR ROOMATES GET BACK!

(Hoppe's #9 Gun Oil used under fair use and is a copyrighted trademark of Hoppe's)

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[labater21]

it's like i'm watching the gameplay of a 1st person shooter

[wakeupfist]

Hey look, there's one on that open fuel canister!

[kymf25]

thats a nice way to start a house fire

[MrAnthonySowell]

I hope you cleaned your bench dude before you made food on it you should invest in a fly screen bro.

[seudotrofio]

I hope you dont use the same system if you see a fly over the head of any friend of you!

[jakuber168]

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[Musicizmyremedy]

Dude... what are you thinking. You're lucky you didn't burn your house down!

[LanIost]

@ShawnaSmoke: amen brother.

[Arturos280]

would do if stopped at the head of grandpa

[wintertornado]

i think your a person that smokes and swears a lot

[01707895552]

@princepersia1 Most aerosol cans a mixture of pressurised hydrogen, carbon dioxide and oxygen to push the liquid towards the bottom of the can and forced up a tube inside that goes from the bottom to the top towards the nozzle and come out of the can. This happens because the pressure inside the can is greater then the inside, anyway it doesn't take a idiot to realise the "highly flammable" "and "highly explosive" signs on the back of the can.

[princepersia1]

@01707895552 The content itself is the propellant due to it's boiling point being low therefore it expands however when it's inside the bottle it's at equilibrium. There's no oxygen in the bottle, the fire can't "chase" the flame into the bottle because no oxygen = no reaction = no combustion. There is no need for air inside the bottle and if they were to put pure oxygen do you realize how volatile pure oxygen is beside the fact that it has no use inside an aerosol.