Three's A Crowd
Chapter 8
a jonas brothers story
*WHEN WE LEFT OFF...JOE HAD FOUND THE KEY TO HIS CHASITY BELT
Syd: (calls miley) OMG i have to hurry!
Miley: DAD TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN...why? whats wrong?
Syd: I have to go see Joe and quick...his chasity belt is OFF!
Miley: What!?!?! I thought Braison had the key!
Braison: OMFG wher is my key! the key to my mans heart!!
Billy Ray: Can you fix my H-E-A-R-T cause its D-A-M-A-G-E-D
Braison: Do, do you got a first aid kit miley?
Miley: GUYS! leave i need to talk to syd!
Syd: Wel what ever Miley i have to go to Joe's, peace out.!
(at the jonas house hold)
Joe: IMA NEW MAN! the belt has been released!!
Kevin: OMG what is this (falls over steps from something in his footy pajamas)
Kevin: JOE YOU PUT YOUR CHASITY BELT IN MY PAJAMAS
(door bell rings)
Frankie: I got it (grabs audrinas hand and takes her to his room)
Joe: Was that my girlfriend?
Audrina: Yes it was. and im coming down stairs.
Nick: Audrina, is that a wig in your purse???
Audrina: UHH no its not its my..uh...cat.
Nick: (pulls wig out) Um nice cat audrina (throws the wig at her) this is the SAME COLOR AS DREWS HAIR!
Audrina: Drew? whos that? and its just for a costume. But now since you ruined the surpise....
Joe: What surprise?
Audrina: It was a maid outfit to celebrate the releasing of the chasity belt!!
Kevin: (walks in with the chasity belt on) So Joe, where'd you put that key?
Frankie: Wow, this is like the david beckham poster all over again!
Paul: Hey guys im back.
Nick: Dad, its been 3 weeks!
Paul: The drive through line was crowded at Burger King. Kevin, i was being a nice father, i was getting another pony!
Kevin: OMFG DAD I HATE YOU! they only sell ponies at Mcdonalds! (runs to room crying)
Paul: Well i guess that lie didnt work.
Denise: Hey paul!
Paul: Im leaving you. Im sorry. Goodbye. (opens the door to see the bakery woman)
Paul: Sorry denise, but she just warms my buns like no other (drives away with baker)
Joe: So where did Audrina go?
(kevins phone rings)
Kevin: ITS THE MAN! i mean my boyfriend. i mean my sheman!
Whitney: Hey wanna come crow watching tomorow?
Kevin: HEY MAMA! yes always always!
(Nicks phone rings)
Nick: Hello govena
Drew: At ease captain! Wanna come over my place? WHAT IT DO
Nick: Sure ill be over now!
Drew: *SCREAMS NO*
Joe: Did i just hear an echo?
Kevin: (walks towards bathroom) Audrina....are you okay in there...do you need.....Tums? Pepto? ROLL AIDES?
Audrina: No aides from you kevin. sorry
Kevin: Aides as in Rite Aide correct...?
Frankie: JESUS DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING (jumps over railing banister to land on kevin, crashes him down, and beats him with a pony)
Kevin: Omg im leaving with dad! DAD COME BACK!
Paul: (peeks out of frankies bedroom) *panting* Sorry kevin boy i cant take you, you arent my son, your the milk mans!
Kevin: OMG but im lactose!!!!!
FF:
(Kevin and Nick get calls one minute apart)
Kevin & Nick: OMG our girlfriends cancelled on us!
FF:
(Joe walks out of frankies room)
Joe: Hey guys....i just invited Audrina to a concert!!!! She accepted, one step closer to marriage.!
Kevin: Thats weird...as soon as we got cancelled on....Joe got a date...somethings sour in here and it my daddys milk!!!
QUESTIONS....
WILL KEVINS DAD BRING HIM MILK
WHERE IS AARON CARTER THESE DAYS...SERIOUSLY!?!?
IS THERE AN ORGI IN FRANKIES ROOM?
WHO IS THE BAKER?
WHERE DID DENISE GO?
HOW DOES PAUL POP UP ALL THE TIME?
IS KEVINS DADS MILK REALLY SOUR?
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Three's a crowd Chapter 7 {a jonas brothers story}by JonasBrosMania343 views
its kinda like a purity ring,
but its a belt that a girl wears that when they go to have sex, the guy unlocks it.
i know haha xD
JonasBrosMania 3 years ago
What is a chasity belt?
Ilovezacefron4ever95 3 years ago