Joe the Plumber Flushes McCain Down the Tubes - Where's Joe?

Oh that silly John McCain, everyone knows you have to wrap an old person's head in heating blankets before you send him out into the cold or his brain slows down and his tongue don't work.

Case in point, one John Sydney McCain.

I can't imagine where Joe the Plumber went, but I can imagine that Sarah the Shopper was down at Neiman Marcus, picking out the winter wardrobe for the next few stops on the trail. Getting her money while she can.

It's ironic that Sarah Palin majored in journalism and she can't name a newspaper she's reading and she can't do an interview with a journalist.

Did she just miss school or did everything fall out of her brain when she blew too hard on her flute. You get to pick.

Either way, she's withering on the vine now and I don't see an early thaw for that deep ice chill-master.

Someone PLEASE get John McCain some thermal underwear soon - and if you can't get him that, at least stick his head under a warm cow before he goes out to talk in public. Won't matter either way because he already sounds udder-ly ridiculous.

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[TOSHOKU]

Joe the plumber is the ULTIMATE HYPOCRITE! Been on welfare more than once and he has the audacity to talk bad about govt programs?!! Without them you would've been homeless Joe, you MORON!

[kryptonitebullet179]

tomm2thumbs, that is the funniest description i have ever read, XD

[kappa8koin]

OMG I'm joe the Plumber!!!!!..........I didn't show up cuz ummmm Palin need some plumbing done to her pipes (I know I know im sorry but can you blame me?)

[honeegrrl]

John McCain is only using "Joe the Plumber" to try and reach the middle class but it's not working. And Joe the Plumber is a puppet for John McCain. I wonder how much money they paid him?

[PD1968]

McCain is just another stupid fascist in the mould of Bush,he's looking a bit senile there,mind you it wouldn't be the first time America has elected someone like that will it? Ronald Reagan got voted in remember.

[blackpitsofhell]

ROFL, ENNIT

[Stringbender666]

Who gives a flying FUCK about Joe the unlicensed plumber? He's nothing but a shill.

Spread your cheeks McCain America has something for you next Tuesday.

Senile asshole.

[EFISHANT]

This guy has never met a plumber unless he needed his toilet fixed!

There's no fool like an old fool!

[turay17]

lmao joe was probly at an Obama rally lmao.mccain u lost bra just give up before u pass out and have a heart attack

[sford4obama]

I don't understand why McCain is following up on Joe the Plumber...he's a fraud!!! And he still thinks this dude represents the middle class?!?!?