Jeff Dunham-Achmed the Dead Terrorist-Jingle Bombs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbltrZe2274
SING ALONG INFIDEL!!!!

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

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[macaroniman2000]

XD XD XD XD so funny :P if i watch this any longer im gonna lmao lol

[wetsockey75]

lol this vid is awsome

[Cclebron]

12 people got shot in the ass by the US military

[thecrazykato]

Watch my videos you will be amazed

[gungho95]

Infidels unite!

[NekoChanMaasta]

I have no idea why so many people goet up in arms about racist jokes, we take the mick out of hitler, this is the same and just as hilarius.

(only thing i will fault is that its ih-rack not eye-rack. you say ih-migration not eye-migration, so why say eye-rack?)

[Kunomaru97]

Two best are Walter and Achmed

[stainglassfox]

lol

[YouMightLikeMyPenis]

lol