final fantasy xiii launch coverage: the pre-pre-game report

i wouldn't be caught with zero HP at a swanky final fantasy xiii launch party with a tangled rat's nest on my head!

or: this is basically a nine-minute video of a guy in his pajamas drying and then iron his hair.

before: like a group of confused snakes having a boring conversation.
after: like a group of much skinnier snakes talking about something slightly more interesting.

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• kotaku
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• fantasy
• xiii
• straightening
• hair
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• poor
• technique

[Josh7289]

What the fuck did I just watch

[ActionButtonDotNet]

@Josh7289 you just watched a punch bowl of liquid whoopass cascade down a plexiglas staircase!

[Saatanan]

I can't believe I just watched 9 minutes of a man fixing his hair. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

[Pichu18]

sorry to say this but your hair looks bad no offence just being true my friend

[gergs27]

tim rogers decided that he would be famous only if thousands of people were willing to watch him watch himself in the mirror.

[tx105gmd]

何がしたいんでしょうか・・・。

[Batmanshack]

There's no way in hell I would do this everyday, I have long hair too but I'm one wash two comb three air dry and i'm done.

[TheCrackbinge]

hair straighters you fookin' pussiour!

[joshhcanskate23]

wtf?!?!

[MotherFuckerMike]

I am DISTURBED by this... "design" (if you can call it that) o.o!

[DisturbedByDesign]

XD Wtf

[danniboy56]

WTF neeeerd

[specdotsign]

I'm the same way with my hair, except I just pony it up now-a-days. Mets fan? That takes your cool-ness to another level!

[MUNCHDUDE]

@akibajenji3 You hate your life don't you?