"COCK BLOCKED NOW" (PARODY OF KANYE WEST'S LOVE LOCKDOWN)

Here is my latest song about what guys go through on a daily basis! COCKBLOCKING!

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http://www.zshare.net/audio/203284767deba8c7/

Lyrics by SeanieMic (c) Parody Rapper Productions

http://www.parodyrapper.com

*Parody of Kanye West's "Love Lockdown"

See you cross the room
And smell your perfume
Gotta get the balls
To come talk to you
Pop in bubble gum
Apple Bubble Yum
Wonder where your from
Dont want to sound dumb

So Ive never known
The guys you have blown
Never took you out
For some salmon trout
Then my friend tells you
Hes the man for you
Im screamin ASS, ASS, ASS, ASSHOLE!

See you cross the room
And smell your perfume
Tried to make a move
First you disapprove
Then got you some wine
Came back out of time
Because her friend thinks I am not that fine

Im getting cock blocked now,
Yes, cock blocked now
Im getting cock blocked now,
Yes, cock blocked now
Im getting cock blocked now,
Yes, cock blocked now
Im getting cock blocked now,
I lose.

Bought your friend a drink
So she couldnt think
The drink it was pink
Just gave you a wink
We began to chat
About this and that
Your body it was phat
P-H-A-T phat

So I keep in mind
That love may be blind
Her friend grabs her purse
Then she starts to curse
Gets out a can of something and points at my face
Its mace, Im blind

Way to fuck it up
Learn to suck it up
And hit the dance floor
Maybe I will score
Just got some digits
From a hot midget
Enter little men
Here we go again

Im getting cock blocked now,
Yes, cock blocked now
Im getting cock blocked now,
Yes, cock blocked now
Im getting cock blocked now,
Yes, cock blocked now
Im getting cock blocked now,
I lose.

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[oscardy]

sounds like the chocolate rain dude

[theinfamouscamXXII]

Way to fuck it up hahaha

[jimmyhat45]

shits gay

[MamasBoy1984]

It's mase...I'm blind. Ha! Excellent.

[turuu214]

LOL sounds funny but whyd u have to get close up to ur face lol kinda weird

[gtizzy777]

ass ass ass ass hole......popin bubble gum apple bubble yum........drink was pink....the guys you have blown....i love it all. you have forever changed the song for me its awesome.

[gtizzy777]

i love the line about fish you are awesome keep it up i love the style of rhyme

[doromac23]

lol

[RJDarkie12]

lol

[ImReallyWhiteYo]

you soundin like tay zonday. this was a good idea for this song. i'm currently workin on my love lockdown parody.