a Samurai vs a Klingon

a Samurai vs a Klingon.

Swordfighting practice we dressed up and taped weird things.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• klingon
• samurai
• star
• trek
• teleport
• sword
• fight

[RedWingEagle]

Would have liked him to use a Bat'leth but cool all the same.

[GaryGyarados]

A true warrior wouldn't rely on such cowardly tactics.

[SkinnyGuy31]

@DarthVulva Heh. Guess we have something in common.

[DarthVulva]

@SkinnyGuy31 - I like tits.

[SkinnyGuy31]

@MrAlasalle Concerning the weapons, well, I would expect a ridiculously overbuilt (not to mention dull with a lousy blade profile as shown in every close-up) thing like the bat'leth to be more durable when beaten against a smaller sword. However, I rather doubt that without the super strength you imply a Klingon could simply cleave through such a sword, as a Earth sword isn't that frail. Odds are it wouldn't matter and the Samurai would just side-step the clumsy attack and kill the Klingon.

[SkinnyGuy31]

@MrAlasalle Your statement of incredible Klingon strength is not supported by the show. Numerous fight scenes with smaller and supposedly weaker opponents never once resulted in anyone getting their shoulders dislocated or arms broken from a strong blow, despite the fact that Klingons usually attack with a simple predictable overhand strike and people always defend against it by holding the bat'leth up with two hands rather than the obvious and easier side-step and counter-attack.

[MrAlasalle]

a Klingons attack would break the samurai katana in half and his arm Japanese steel against a warriors weapon made from a composite alloy that's been reinforced with micro polymers hell in one stroke a Klingon would shatter the katana and cleave the samurai in half without breaking a sweat

[V0nAnglesmith]

Since when can klingons blink around like that while making the microwave "dinners ready" beep?

[SkinnyGuy31]

Actually the Klingon looked like he was fighting more or less as seen on the show: Badly.

As for the video, it was slow exaggerated weapon on weapon rather than actual fighting. Typical stage combat, though I wouldn't call an insult to Klingons by any stretch of the imagination, since that is what we see in the show. Maybe it would insult Samurai, but not Klingons.

[HouseofWurmstein]

This is an insult to both Klingon combat and katana warfare everywhere. Neither person had even the slightest idea of what they were doing.

[focuskid100]

This video is so bad that its good!

[deadswans2000]

A bloodless Klingon Battle, I am ashamed and confused,