Spongebob, Buddha, Jesus & Lisa

16. Staffel; 4. Folge

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• SPONGEBOB

[soulassassin0g]

I knew, I fucking knew it! Spongebob is a fucking Nazi!

[DagglDaggl]

@soulassassin0g what do you mean?

[Vajzani666]

Das ist Polytheismus und Blasphemie. Mohammed s.a.w hat uns davor gewarnt aber ihr macht einfach weiter. Allah wird euch in das Höllenfeuer bringen. Der Westen ist die pure Sünde, merkt ihr das nicht?

[DagglDaggl]

@Vajzani666 Egal was du geraucht hast, GIB MIR AUCH WAS!!!! :D

[DagglDaggl]

@TheloniousKeys781 In German Spongebob is called Spongebob, Jesus is called Jesus, Lisa is called Lisa and Buddha is called Buddha, so it IS German and not English...

[Timberwulf1987]

"Scheiß drauf" xD zzuuu geil

[MrDarkLordfff]

Spongebob ist hyperaktiv

[breeeegs]

In the Gospel of Krabs, Patrick writes that Spongebob deliberately let himself become dehydrated to atone for the sins of Bikini Bottom. Thus any fish who does not accept the divine origins of Spongebob or acknowledge him as their personal lord and savior will suffer the same fate as Spongebob himself. As Lord Spongebob himself remarked in episode 4 of season 7, "I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm ready." And so on and so forth, on and on and on, in mercy, forever and ever, amen

[breeeegs]

Now let us remember with heavy hearts the horrible clarinet playing of the wicked Squidward, and the indestuctibe optimism of Spongebob which drove Squidward insane, and partake of the holy sponge, the delicious patty, and the bitter plankton, as we recite the benediction of porousity in Patrick's name

[breeeegs]

And yea, the lord spongebob descended to earth in a pineapple watered by his own tears, and he dwelt within the pineapple for twelve years, and yellow and porous was he, in that pineapple under the sea, and even today we recall the wise words of Spongebob which he bequeathed to us, "if yellow and porous be something ye wish, then drop on the deck and flop like a fish." Amen

[SkateAndCheerGirl]

guten tag schnitzel vas is das!