The Jesus Lizard - Lady Shoes

There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano
While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
Meanwhile, the local maternity ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer
She kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring system
Says she got some time to stick around
She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap
And then the motel manager comes by
And takes a little shit in his hand, and then he takes a little shit in his hand
And then he takes a little shit in his hand
And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick

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[WilfredsBackUp]

I fucking love this song so much. There needs to be more music like this these days. One of the best bands of all time.

[wordupassholes]

Yeah, this band is amazing

[misskill3r]

wow. those are some pretty amazing lyrics, lol.

[nikesb2406]

@WilfredsBackUp saw em in boston in 09 and they played like they were 25 again. it was fuckin awsome.

[LoneStarRanger73]

Thanks JL for the many hours of "travel" into the dark depths of the mind!

Greetings from Denmark

[beevillian]

makes me feel young again.......

[tommyt1971]

@WilfredsBackUp Music that actually requires INTELLIGENCE to understand?? Might as well ask to own the moon!! %-D

[Easyezr]

Oh, sweet candy!