Comedy for Atheists: Let God Sort Them Out

9 people die and God must sort them out. Who will frolic in Heaven? Who will roast in hell? The only criterion for getting into Heaven is accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Are you good? Doesn't matter. Bad? Ditto. Morality from the Bible? How?

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[TheSolitaryTraveller]

I love how they point out gods biggest fault and that is he doesn't care for those that are good but only those that believe in him.

[samuriguy909]

0:12 RIP Jimmy "The Rev" sullivan

[bdoherty44]

Above: The most unfortunate series of coincidences ever.

[anythingnew]

@q8babyfacee Did you even watch the video?

[TheMuslimSlayer]

@hostyle0 thats why i always say , fuck allah , fuck islam and its fuckin horny pedophile prophet , coz islam fucked up my ancient country badly and still fuckin , its a religion of death , child molesting , rape and slavery , just like christian or any other stupid abrahamic religions out there , but trust me islam is the worst

[TheMuslimSlayer]

@hostyle0 nothin special happens , i actually made many muslims leave their beliefs and at least become agnostic , almost all my friends are atheist and they all used to be muslim or christian , u know even a country like Iran , where im coming from , which is an islamic country , where ppl raise and study in islamic schools , most of well educated ppl do not believe in shit , and the number of ppl who are leaving islam in iran is increasing everyday

[hostyle0]

@TheMuslimSlayer haha. Hey lemme ask u a question! As an ex muslim... if you tell other muslims about your newfound beliefs.. what happens? I really only hear one side of that so maybe a more balanced view would help.

[TheMuslimSlayer]

@hostyle0 u have to consider it as a miracle lol god doesnt want you to delete em lol he is gathering proofs to send you to the hell

[hostyle0]

@TheMuslimSlayer yeah me too, raised a christian I started to look to other religions for answers but found better answers by ignoring all of them. Also, sorry for the tripple post ... why cant I delete that :/

[TheMuslimSlayer]

@hostyle0 actually it depends , as for me i would say most atheist know Quran pretty well , we have atheist who are ex-mulisms , not only christians turn into atheist , and of course im one of those ex-muslims and i also know bible pretty well , i used to read all those filthy books to find out the truth and the right path lol and i found atheism loool

[hostyle0]

@housekilla457 Most athiests know the bible pretty well and Im no exception. A rough quote goes something like. 'and they will say to me lord lord didnt we do blah blah in your name and expell demons and etcetc? And I will say to them, get away from me you workers of lawlessness" the church retards maybe stupid enuf 2say that a deathbed conversion is enough to get u into heaven, but that isnt from the bible. as people who think just a lil, we must seperate ourselves from the rest

[hostyle0]

@housekilla457 Most athiests know the bible pretty well and Im no exception. A rough quote goes something like ...'and they will say to me lord lord didnt we do blah blah in your name and expell demons and etcetc? And I will say to them, get away from me you workers of lawlessness" the church retards may be stupid enuf to say that a deathbed conversion is enough to get you into heaven, but that isnt from the bible. people who think just a lil, must seperate ourselves from the rest