"Plain as Rice"--Original Ballad by Jacob Wiseman (me)

The instruments in the pictures are the ones I recorded this with and in the order with which I recorded them:

-Alesis DG8 piano
-Epiphone Viola bass
-Applause UAE20 ukelele
-Knockoff 1970s Les Paul

Yes, the middle eight is based off of "Hail to the Bus Driver, Bus Driver Man". (Yay, Public Domain!)

Lyrics:

In a glass hallway
We're passing by, always
Say hi to each other
And then nothing other
We must add some sugar and spice
To keep this from being plain as rice

Our peers know the details
Our love is at retail
Our minds say "Do something"
Or this is a dumb thing
No reason for us to think twice
This relationship is plain as rice

Paella, Basmati,
Our loving is shoddy
So ask Rod Roddy to say "Rice is Right"

May we keep faithful
Us glorious people
We was and we wasn't
But twelve makes a dozen
So let us both sacrifice
The things making love plain as rice

Jasmine, jambalaya
You are the messiah
The third floor's a lie, yah
Now ain't that for sure

In a glass hallway
We're passing by, always
Say hi to each other
And then nothing other
We must add some sugar and spice
To keep this from being plain as rice

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[GearfriedofLandstar]

STOP PLAYING MUSIC YOUR VOICE SUCKS! GO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DUMBSHIT! YOUR VOICE IS HORRIFIC

[quiznationrules]

@GearfriedofLandstar Oh yeah? Let's see you write a song, AND play every instrument on the track.

[supermichael1996]

Pretty Good but, I think if you stopped imitating Paul when you sing you could do better with this

[quiznationrules]

@supermichael1996 This is actually my natural voice here. Thanks.

[DonChunky]

I like this song. It's unique for sure.

[cevmno]

troloolololololololololol zing fuck you my dick could fuck that guitar solo

[glennemans008]

you suck!!! you're playing sucks!!

[modifproductions]

not bad, nice :)