Weapon of mAss destruction

From the book of Judges, the story of how Samson beat an army of 1000 men.

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[InternetDarkLord]

My question: How many times can you beat the jawbone of an ass against other objects before it breaks?

[kalsolarUK]

@InternetDarkLord lol, indeed - but then no doubt the believer would argue that it was imbued with some kind of godly strengthening after samson picked it up.

[kalirastar]

You need to get your stuff on dvd. Seriously you are one of the funniest people on youtube. Hope to see more from you

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks for that, much appreciated! Hope to have some more stuff up soon.

[Norcator]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. I had trouble breathing from the moment you put up the picture of Bible-Hercules and his weapon of choise. Do believers even read their Bible?

You should do a video on Judges 1:19, unless you have done so already. Killing a thousand armed men with the jaw bone of a herbivore is one thing, but defeating God with iron chariots is in its own special class. It's no wonder he's not around anymore. He would get his ass kicked by squadron of mall cops.

[kalsolarUK]

thanks for the comment, it is indeed a crazy story - and lets face it there are plenty of them in the bible. I'll have to look up the one you mentioned about the iron chariots, I have read it, but its been quite a while so it could be worth refreshing my memory on.

[athywren]

you have to understand, the drop rate of swords in those days wa very low - only something like 0.5% so mostly when these soldiers died, they only had a banana or a flask of water on them, and those who did have swords... well, they were alright but their stats didn't stand up to the Donkey's Jaw of +2 Bashing... simple (duh!)

[Gisburne2000]

Terrific point about the sword! Maybe they were magic disappearing swords like the ones used in the Book of Mormon where there were millions of people fighting but not a single weapon found.

[1701EarlGrey]

So if you consider Samson as superhero - he is strong strong enough and have enough feats - you should call him the amazing Donkey-man? ;

[1701EarlGrey]

So you seeing that if you consider Samson as superhero - he is strong strong enough and have enough feats - you should call him the amazing Donkey-man? ;)

[itsjustameme]

Pick up a sword? What sword? These 1000 soldiers were armed with sponges and potatoguns.

[InternetDarkLord]

This story reminds me of those scenes in Lord of the Rings where one guy cuts down an army of orcs, even though they have distance weapons like arrows. Everyone has extremely bad aim.

[whade62000]

He'd turn Super Saiyan?

[narutobuu321]

yeah. But the funniest thing about it, was that these weren't ordinary men. In fact they wielded swords that were incredibly heavy, shields that weight maybe about 30 lbs. The philistines trained their soldiers to be incredibly strong. For samson to take those guys out, heh...

It just makes you think of the power from the original source. Samson was only getting a portion. The power of God was so great that it shook the earth when Christ died! Imagine if he used his full power?