How To Trash Talk Athletes in Chinese

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Trash talking is practically the Chinese national sport -- even though Olympic officials want their citizens to clean up their act. Learn to beat them at their own game, in their own language.

To complete this How-To you will need:

Language skills
A good memory

Step 1: Beg to differ

Express your outrage at an umpire's call by yelling "What bull!"—"Goushi."

Step 2: Call someone an ass

Call someone an ass with a vehement "Pigu!" The fact that it's so close to the English word "pig" is a bonus.

Step 3: Call them an 'effing asshole

Who doesn't love to call the opponent an "effing asshole?" In Chinese, that's "Tamade hundan!"

Step 4: Send them to hell

Tell their fans to go to hell: "Ni qu si!"

Step 5: Pull a "Yo Momma"

Pull a "yo mamma" on them by saying, "Cao ni da ye." The literal translation is "Screw your old uncle," but for reasons known only to the Chinese, that is just as bad as insulting someone's dear mother.

Tip: Kick it up a notch with "Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai"—"screw your ancestors of 18 generations!"

Step 6: Call them a girl

Insult male athletes by asking "Ni shi nu ren hai shi nan ren?" which means, "Are you a girl or a man?"

Step 7: Call them a "loser"

Hope that by the end of the competition you can taunt them with "Loser!"—"Wunang fei!"

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[cellybowman]

what if it is a chines athlete O_o

[xWeerdo]

You are a son of a turtle egg. LOL. :D

[TinklestheGoat]

Cao is communist speak. Dont use it. Replace it with Gan

[MrNinjaQK]

@cellybowman Then trash talk them in english >.>

[gokusj3123]

wtf is this

[lpurple1500]

cao is pronounced "tchao". FAILIUREEEEEEEEEEEE

[robertzhu]

"Cao" is pronouced "tsao" not kao.. lol

Saying "kao ni ma!" literally means "go lean on your mum", not very vulgar IMHO. :P

[MrAhmedrocks234]

imagine saying all these words to yao ming

[NatalieEatsBrains]

How oddly specific.

[SoshiLoveable]

@cutiee7899 i thought pigu meant the private part but the word for that part cannot be said :O

[cutiee7899]

I'm chinese...And goushi means dog poop O.O And pigu isn't really a bad word..its just like saying butt or bottom...