Captain Actual America Overweight, Hopelessly In Debt

Comic Con is once again marred by the increasingly popular Bully-Con, a weird glitch causes 'The Amazing Spider-Man' to reboot in the middle of the movie, and the 'Richie Rich' comic strip introduces a new, even gayer character. It's the week of July 9th, 2012.

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[Ethan Davidson]

Yea, I can't remember reading a copy of the New York Times without seeing one of those "circumcision is good" articles. Not to mention all the commercials for moils they've been running before MGM movies.

[Nathan Young]

<- Uncircumcised and loving life. Just before my dad died I asked him why he didn't have me circumcised and he said "The extra nerve endings will make sex better. You're welcome." He was a true hero.

[DavidLeeRockso]

biff was there!? I knew i should have went

[bob sagget]

bwahahaha

[cayetano luis]

63 people didn't stand up for themselves at ComicCon.

[Porsha Valentino]

......shut up

[Scrotism]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[Scrotism]

totally agree

[Apiaanilol]

Other good thing about being uncircumcised is not needing lube to jack off.

[johnmason168]

My coworkers laughed when I told them I was going to lose weight with Fat Blast Blueprint, but then I showed them the results. Go google Fat Blast Blueprint to see their reaction. (It was epic!)