Chloe "Toast"

Chloe loves Toast!

Written and performed by Drew Droege, Directed by Jim Hansen with Jesse James Rice

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jim
• Hansen
• Drew
• Droege
• Jesse
• James
• Rice
• Chloe
• Sevigny
• parody
• comedy
• toast

[festeringgrotesque]

I attended a midnight solstice party with Linnea Quigley, Akita Masami and Sasha Pivovarova. We indulged in vulture carpacchio with wheatgrass mousse, broiled razor clams with a tamarind jus and cherry tic-tacs. I chanced upon my old friend Dinos Chapman and he was kind enough to compliment my corrugated knit breastplate by Sandra Backlund, punctured apple choker by Suppurate System and taxidermied hoof booties by Iris Shieferstein. Breathe. Cleanse. Patronise. Solstice is here.

[AndrewGSull]

It has recently come to my attention that I enjoy Wheddensdays. This past Wheddensday I attended a dinner party in celebration of Tracy Gold's breast reduction surgery. We dined on snake wine, blood sausage, and twice-baked plum pudding with a Tobagan lychee compote. I had the fortune to sit astride my close friend, Senator Mitch McConnell. We discussed the degradation of the Peruvian peoples, Double Stuf Oreos, and the concept of fire. What shall I do next Wheddensday? Only time will tell.

[Daikamaitachi]

@festeringgrotesque Sasha Pivovarova, automatic win.

[Enum995]

hahaha i almost worked for opening ceremony 

[Brownstynn]

This. Is. Perfection.



[Jon12213]

this is so creepy!

[ultrafashionmatic]

@garciarivero1 it is Hi Fashion $9.99 - Amazing

[garciarivero1]

what song is at the beginning..the im amazing song

[SleepWhenIamDead]

...I never get enough of this...

[Creepproject]

toaest

[TheLexiconsDemise]

@BMJamieLiFM I can see where you're coming from, but he's making fun of Chloe Sevigny who is an American fashion designer and actress.

[EASink]

loves it.