Gilmore Girls - Season One - Cinnamon's Wake

Sookie Needs to Be On a Lease - You're gonna PLOTZ!

LORELAI: Thank you. (to Sookie) Life is a funny funny thing, huh?

SOOKIE: Yeah I love that Jim Carrey.

LORELAI: What?

SOOKIE: Jim Carrey. He's just -- he's just -- funny.

LORELAI: He is funny but I didn't mean funny, funny. I'm being philosophical.

SOOKIE: Oh. Very serious face. Jean-Paul Sartre.

LORELAI: I can't talk to you with that face.

LUKE: How do you guys get any work done?

SOOKIE: So why is life such a funy thing?

LORELAI: I met this amazing guy.

SOOKIE: Goody!

LORELAI: Yeah there's goody stuff about it but there's baddy stuff too. He's a teacher at Chilton. Max -- you met him at the bake sale.

SOOKIE: Oh! He looked good.

LORELAI: Yeah. Right. He's so sexy and smart and funny and he likes coffee.

SOOKIE: God, he sounds perfect for you. Did you get onions?

LORELAI: No.

SOOKIE: (calls to Luke in the kitchen) Hey Luke! You forgot the onions.

LORELAI: I'm just so mixed up though. You know this is a real crossroads kind of situation.It's like 'to perm or not to perm.' I'm really confused.

SOOKIE: For Heaven's sake. (Sookie goes around the counter to get the onions. She starts adding things -- onions and spices -- to the other customers' plates.)

SOOKIE: Go ahead, I'm still listening. You were about to perm your hair.

LORELAI: I just want to do the right thing.

SOOKIE: I'm not sure I see what the problem is.

LORELAI: Oh there are many problems. First -- I do not like to involve Rory in my personal life. I don't want her to have to deal with that. You know, I might bring some guy home and he might not be THE guy but then she gets all attached to him and then all of a sudden I decide that I don't like the way he eats or he hums incessantly or --

SOOKIE: Or the way he smacks his lips or how his hair isn't really his.

LORELAI: Yeah. And then I break up with him and then Rory is the one who gets hurt.

SOOKIE: I totally understand.

LORELAI: This guy is her teacher. I mean, there's no way to keep him out of her life. She sees him every day.

SOOKIE: (to a bearded customer) Are you the open-faced turkey?

JEB: Yep.

SOOKIE: OK, I added a little fresh lemon and a little cayanne pepper. You're gonna plotz! (to Lorelai) You od know that Rory's not a baby anymore.

LORELAI: I know, that's what he said. Maybe I'm being too serious, right? Maybe I should loosen the rules a bit. Plus, be great to get...you know.

SOOKIE: What?

LORELAI: You know.

SOOKIE: No I don't.

LORELAI: You know...he knows.

SOOKIE: (to bearded customer) You know?

JEB: Yeah I know.

(Luke sees Sookie behind his counter.)

LUKE: Sookie!

SOOKIE: Hey. I was just looking for your paprika.

LUKE: What have I said about the counter?

SOOKIE: I know.

LUKE: How the counter is a sacred space. MY sacred space. You don't do yoga on the Dalai Lama's mat and you don't come behind my counter, period.

Luke takes Sookie by the shoulders and walks her back to the other side of the counter.)

SOOKIE: I was trying to help.

LUKE: (to Lorelai) You bring her again and I want her on a leash. I mean it.

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[klarebear721]

its be great to get... you know

what

you know

no i dont

you know... he knows

you know?

yeah i know

SOOKIE!

[DizzyDior12]

...I thought she said "Comes incessantly." Instead of "hums". Oops. 0_o