Modern Warfare 2 in 60 Seconds

This video is for all 8 million of you that bought Modern Warfare 2 for its multiplayer. Why bother playing through the whole campaign when you can watch this instead? In case you couldn't hear what I was saying, you can read the script below.

NOTE: You can watch an updated version here: http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/mw2-in-60-seconds-spoilers/335904 Now with 10% less errors and a timer!

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So this guy, who will betray you, opens with this pretentious speech about war and how it's important to know how to use the weapons of Modern Warfare. See what he did there?

Anyway, while undercover in Moscow, you kill a bunch of innocent people and delay their flights. Makarov then shoots you out of jealously, because you got the achievement* for killing the most civilians.

In retaliation, Russia then invades America, proving that the United Nations is about as useful as a blind service dog.

You then look for Rojas, because he and Makarov were best buds. He almost gets away, but Paul Walker** makes a cameo appearance and tackles the guy through a window.

Infinity Ward then fucks a hole in the fourth wall by showing the emergency broadcast system just to scare the shit out of anyone that thinks they sat on the remote.

Sergeant*** Price then launches an EMP missile for Washington D.C., because he couldn't use the Goldeneye as it was under repair.

Back in D.C., all the Rangers are all like, "Whoa! Our holographic sights don't have dots, bro."

After downloading Makarov's porn, you get betrayed by General Shepherd who shoots you and Ghost and uses your body to roast marshmallows.

MacTavish and Price then team up to make sure history is written correctly and not by General Shepherd (who lacks a history degree).

When Shepherd is cornered, he CQCs**** your ass and is all like, "FUCK YOU." So then you're like, "FUCK YOU" and throw a knife in his face.

Nikolai then is all like, "Vat are you doing?" and you're like, "I'm finishing the fight." Credits!

* Just so people can stop freaking out, "Civilian Terminator" is not a real achievement. It's just a product of my bad sense of humor.
** The clip is from "Fast and Furious." It's a terrible movie.
*** It's Captain. I know, I suck.
**** Stands for "Close Quarters Combat." Play Metal Gear Solid moar.

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[MjD1198]

woah our holographic sights dont have dots bro

[Lapwner]

This video explains the plot a lot better than the game itself...

[Sillyface7777]

FUCK YOU SEPHERD!!!

Ecutally why Sepherd was a bad guy??

[supermario863]

i watched this again after completing the mission with paul walker's cameo appearance

[transfomers2FAN]

lol makarov gets jealous cuz you got the most kills XD

[Maza945]

I hate rangers from MW2.... army of wiggas...

[mec567]

What is the song in the start?

[XxEaTxMyxBeeFxX]

That was my porn.

[theToolness]

Lol

[The11sportsdude]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[abowland]

That... was beautiful. Modern poetry... I think I'm tearing up...

"So then your like "F*CK YOU!" and throw a knife at his face".

[MrBumblesayswhat]

I use to beat up MacTavish, but then I took a knife to the eye.