Cobra Takes Over Comic Con: SDCC 2009 Masquerade Entry #35

San Diego Comic Con SDCC Masquerade Entry #35 Cobra Takes Over Comic Con performed by Maximum Pwnage. Agent Sakur9 Entertainment Industry Award winners. Cobra Commander, Destro, Tomax, Xamot, Baroness, Snake Eyes, Televiper, Camera Televiper, B.A.T.and Armored Cobra Commander costumes based on characters from G.I Joe. Thanks goes to Autolooper for providing the source footage!

Dialogue Transcript:

Cobra Commander: (make sure you get my "good" side)

[speech begins]

Cobra Commander: Greetings Comic Con attendees! As of this moment, you've all become hostages of Cobra!

Music: COBRA!! (Cobraaaaa!)

Cobra Commander: Ahahahaha!

Destro: This takeover was child's play due to my ingenious Angel Grove device.

Tomax and Xamot: Which would not have - been possible without - OUR FUNDING!

Baroness: Commander! There is a Joe in the building! I think its that ninja!

Destro: Well who else would it be?

Cobra Commander: I dont believe it!!

[Door breaks down]

Tomax and Xamot: BELIEEVE IT!!

Cobra Commander: Tomax, Xamot...

Tomax and Xamot: Have no fear - we'll save your cowardly behind - AGAIN!!

Cobra Commander: Attack!

Tomax and Xamot: COBRAAAAA!

[Fighting ensues]

Baroness: Die you merchandising WHORE!

[gun is swiped by Snake Eyes]

Baroness: Ahaha... You wouldn't hit a woman with glasses, would you?

Destro: Battle Android Trooper, attack! Here's a Comic Con Exclusive you won't even have to wait in line for! Hahahaha! ha.. haa.. hmm.

Cobra Commander: It didn't do anything! I demand a refund!

Destro: Then I'll make HIM pay! Raaaah!

Destro: Hahaha! Very amusing Joe. Now witness the power of the Angel Grove device. It..it was just here!

Cobra Commander: Your sacrifice will be long remembered, noble Destro!




Destro: Commander, give that to me!

Cobra Commander: Too late for you, GI Joe! ITS MORPHIN' TIME!

[Transformation Morph]

Armored Cobra Commander: Aiyaaah! Yes... I feel the power flowing through me... I wonder what all these buttons do...

Battle Computer: Inertial Dampeners engaged!

Armored Cobra Commander: Ahahahahah! You can't touch this!! How about this button?

Battle Computer: Hyper Strength engaged!

Armored Cobra Commander: You're finished now, Joe! My marvelous new battle suit will be your DOOM! Ooh... this looks dangerous!

Battle Computer: Self-destruct sequence activated. Please clear all personnel within a 10-mile blast radius. 30 seconds...

Armored Cobra Commander: WHAT THE %^&$!!!

Baroness: We've got to disarm that suit!

Armored Cobra Commander: Do something, Destro!

Destro: I don't have my can opener with me!

Tomax and Xamot: Look, Joe - I think a - COMBINED EFFORT - is in our best interests.

Armored Cobra Commander: Don't... touch me... THERE!!

Baroness: Stop struggling commander, let Snake Eyes do his thing!

Armored Cobra Commander: Noooooooooo!

Battle Computer: Self-destruct deactivated. Have a nice day! (shutdown)

Armored Cobra Commander: I'm saved!

Baroness: Don't push buttons if you don't know what they do!

Tomax and Xamot: Now we know!

[Snake Eyes punches buttons on his communicator]

Snake Eyes' Stephen Hawking communicator voice: AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

Music: G.I. JOOOE!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• 2009
• SDCC
• San
• Diego
• Comic
• Con
• Masquerade
• Rise
• Of
• Cobra
• GI
• Joe
• Cosplay
• Maximum
• Pwnage

[robowarrior2]

WTH!?Cobra commander turn into Power Ranger!?That's kinda retarded.Well I know He could shape shift,is it?

[Xztophe]

The second form of Cobra Commander is actually from the series. In season 3 and in the comics Cobra Commander wore that powered up Battle Armor so he could take a more active role on the battlefield. So its more like he powered up for the fight, but with a Power Rangers metaphor added to entertain the audience :D

[SEANxLONG]

Was that DRSMOOV's Voice? YAY!

[Xztophe]

All the voices were recorded by the performers in the skit (the Tomax, Xamot, and Baroness). But I guess we'll take that as a compliment? :D

[Detth2you]

oh shit that was really good! way better than the gi joe movie IMO

[xxxDESTROxxx]

COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! ;]

[enocescalona]

@KHMSeries20

but...is he is death

[brnleague99]

@NYG4LIFE123 He's come a long way from being a crazy used car salesman, eh? Or a disgraced Cobra-La nobleman. Whichever tale you believe.

[ZombieJaidon]

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[animehunter23]

pure win

[KHMSeries20]

CHRIS LATTA!!

[NYG4LIFE123]

Cobra Commander is God. 

[ArcadiGauntlet]

ah that was bad ass, good stuff!!

[Aliensymboite]

You cant touch this!

[IHS7]

WINDOWS! LMAO!

[HotRodakaMadMax]

hilarious