FALSE IMPRISONMENT (INTERNATIONAL ALERT #12)

INTERNATIONAL ALERT #12 (FALSE IMPRISONMENT)

The journey of a lifetime continues... from jail!

Detective Jacques Pierre Clouseau Jr. has been falsely imprisoned. He is facing an humanitarian disaster...

Tripoli: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripoli

Gurgi Prison: http://www.historycommons.org/events-images/a131_salt_pit_above_2050081722-76...

Colonel Gaddafi: http://worldenglishnews.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/1140_NpAdvHover.jpg

The Diamond: http://www.jacquesjunior.net/pink_panther_diamond.html

Jacques' Vital Statistics: http://www.jacquesjunior.net/jacques_vital_statistics.html

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[HarveyEspatchelowe]

I'm on it...where is my car charger?

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@HarveyEspatchelowe

You got it?

[bundangbear]

Oh noes!!

bonne chance, mon ami!

--l'Ours blanc

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@bundangbear

Happy New Year from Gurgi Prison! Please don't forget about me Bear. If I don't make it out... the world needs to know my story.

jacques jr

[kvalle1]

Dear Jacques, Merry Christmas...do not fear, Santa is on his way with the toilet paper per your request...he has a lot of clout this time of year, perhaps he can also help get you home for Christmas...he might be a little delayed as our mad paddy friend Sean took a pot shot at him last year and he is a little nervous about flying over Ireland. I am also sending you 'fruit cake.' I know it's your favorite. :) love, Karen

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@kvalle1

This did make me smile. Merci Karen!

Jacques

[packjim56]

I say Jinto? I was just sitting in bed and the thought suddenly occurred to me, you wouldn't happen to possess Power of Attorney for dear old Jacques, durning his regretable absence, would you? That tool could be a very valuable instrument to wield on his behalf, while the poor chap languishes away in that horrible prison. Why he could be there for years. Poor fellow. Whose to manage his estate in the meantime? Please feel free to drop me a line in case you need any sound finanical advice.

[carina2800]

My sweet Jacques, this can not be possible.

We will do everything to get you free

So that you can be home for Christmas

Take very good care, thinking of you

Kisses

Carina

[DEBSFAVORITETHINGS]

Oh No...I was wondering why I hadn't heard from you for awhile...I will send you a cake with a file in it to aid in your escape!!! Bon chance!!

[selenio999]

hahahhahhaha

[packjim56]

@JacquesClouseauJr Parking privileges also? With all due respect dear Jacques, that seems a bit draconian. I'm sure I don't have to tell you how difficult it is to find a parking space in Paris these days. Don't worry Jinto. Obviously, Jacques is under a great deal of stress. Who wouldn't be, with all those future years of incarceration looking at you square in the face. I must endeavor to say a prayer for him, come Sunday morning next.

[mujawooja]

@JacquesClouseauJr

I hope Father Christmas visits you this very night my friend

Bernie

[rockybudgeboa]

@JacquesClouseauJr Thank you Sir. I live in Ontario, Canada. Sadly, Rocky died last year :(