Rice & Beans Tour -- Part V

Johnny (himself) and Bobby (himself) continue their tour of the American Heartland. Both recollect the previous night in the RV where Johnny spent the night sucking on Bobby's toes. Both are still in Branson, Missouri and are about to head to Muskogee, Oklahoma. Bobby says that no one cares because everywhere they go it's the same thing; absolutely nothing worth seeing—no Starbucks, nor strip clubs. The two arrive at Alpena, Arkansas where Bobby decides he wants to go to the mall which happens to be a worn down and slum-like street. Bobby and Johnny run into an older woman named Marylou, where she asks Johnny to give something to her daughter. She then walks over to Bobby who becomes uncomfortable and asks her where her shoes are. The pair meet the mayor of Alpena, where Bobby asks what the population of Asians is. The mayor confuses Asians for Hispanics, and confuses Johnny for Indian. Bobby asks if he is able to open up a strip club.

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[OzarkAdamMiller]

To Funny! I live near Alpena.