RiffTrax w Mike Nelson - Fantastic Four

http://www.rifftrax.com/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=76 Most film adaptations of comic books skimp on the amount of fantastic-ness, offering at best one or perhaps two units of fantastic-osity. Not Fantastic Four! It goes the extra mile by providing THREE (3) fantastic characters (plus a bonus character who's not so much fantastic as he is a fantastic irritant, in the spirit of battery acid on the skin or airplane glue in the eyes.) Plus, Fantastic Four gives you a villain who looks and acts as though he were carved out of large log of congealed tallow! And while other movies might cast Jessica Alba in a lead role and then task her with giving a performance, Fantastic Four plays to her strengths by avoiding any performance at all and instead merely parades her around in a tighter-than-skin Spandex suit.

Featuring eye-popping special effects and a collection of words written down and then spoken by the actors (it would be a wild exaggeration to refer to it as a "script"), Fantastic Four gets a fantastic four star rating* from Mike and expert riffer Kevin Murphy.

*Out of ten possible.

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[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I'm a dickweed!

An embarassing predicament, all too familiar for Kirstie Alley.

Okay, but the Grudge is haunting the stairwell, so watch out!

[sexysadie1977]

"I'm a dickweed!"

[javenetti]

say what you will, i liked this movie, it was the second one that sucked for me. the only thing i didn't like was that the fight was too short and it took too long to get to and they way they fucked with johnny, i can't believe he's going to be cap now..

I just hope the thing really won't be cgi in the reboot

[CylonDorado]

The Thing could totally take the Grudge, lol XD.

[Juine]

I love 0.44 when one of them just laughs

[rowzadower]

You Fail okly..

[iasted]

yes. Thats the joke.

[shadowtiger18]

Last line was just awesome

[tph9286]

"What a lardass!" ... that part gets me everytime lol

[oklyplooky2243]

the cameo was stanlee creater of spiderman,fantastic4,x-men and all the other marvel charicters

[BelovedCaptain]

I'll take the stairs.

okay, but the Grudge is haunting the staris so watch out!

Lol! Thing could probably whoop the Grudge's butt. XDD