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Uploaded by on May 4, 2011

One of the best skits from SNL.

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  • I WISH I COULD RECEIVE THE SCRIPT OF THIS EPISODE.

    WOULD SOMEONE MAKE IT AVAILABLE TO MY EMAIL?

    marcoscandido2002@hotmail.com

    Grateful, in advance.

  • @MARCOSCANDIDOGMAIL Here goes: (Doug): Thank you. (Wendy):So crowded.(D):There´s probably no more good magazines left.(W):Honey, what are our seat numbers?(D):Thirty-two B and C.(W):Ooh, here we are honey.(D): But I wanted to sit in the no smoking section. Excuse me, we are Doug and Wendy Whiner.(Passenger): Aah, how are you?(D):We are allergic.(P): I´m sorry?(D):To smoke-we are allergic to smoke.(P):Alright, Iwon´t smoke.(D):Thank you. (to the next comment):

  • @MARCOSCANDIDOGMAIL (Stewardess):Excuse me ma´am, you´ll have to store your package beneath the seat in front of you.(W):But it will stick out and I won´t have any room for my feet!(S):Sir, can you store it beneath the seat in front of you?(D):But my legs are longer than hers!(P):Alright, I´ll put it under my seat.(W):Be careful!(D):It´s blue willow china.(W):Honey, honey-I feel a draft. Would you turn your air went off?(D):But mine is off.(P):Alright I´ll turn mine off. (coninued...)

  • @MARCOSCANDIDOGMAIL (Wendy):Be careful of the china!(Passenger):OK, I won´t kick the china. Don´t worry abot it.(W):It´s still cold!(Doug):Stewardess, can I have a pillow? -Thank you.(Stewardess):Would anybody want a headset?(D):Mine isn´t working.(W):Me neither!(D):..in you thing(?)Excuse me sir... EXCUSE ME!(P):WHAT?(D):Our headsets aren´t working.(P):You have to plug them in.(D):Don´t kick the china!(P):Alright, I won´t kick the china. Here, give me this-plug it in. (continued...)

  • @MARCOSCANDIDOGMAIL (Doug):Thank you.(Singing):Kiss the day goodbye and point me towards tomorrow... kiss me once...(Stewardess):Ladies and gentlemen: I´m sorry to announce but today´s flight has been over-booked. At this time we are asking for wolunteers to give up their seats... to a later flight. We´re sorry for the inconvenience. (D):Be careful of the china! (whining and humming...)

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  • SNL predicted the future. Most "Americans" today are just like this.

  • OMG young Frank from It's Always Sunny in Phily :D

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