What if youtube was fake, Mr. Safety?

So Mr. Safety asked what if youtube was fake and this is my video response... yeah.
5 points to whoever knows what the first four things on my list were.
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• What if youtube was fake

[Bananypoo]

where ar you from?

[musicania]

@Bananypoo Well, when a Man and a Woman very much, they will do something called "The Naked Piled driver" repeatedly. Eventually, thousands of soldiers fly to what many men call "The Death star" I was one of those soldiers flying, and I was unfortunate to be caught in a trap while trying to blow up the Death Star. I was held there for 9 months, and when I woke up there were these cords connected to me. After 9 months, I was released but had grown. That is were I come from

[smallville7777]

You need a little green lizard.

Kneel before Zod

[ADJLCZ]

FAT SHIT OF HIS MOM.

Please you need Diet.......

[Sicowkaksin]

2:21

[EpicKatPower]

o.o

[Veagor]

@chaka21000 Dumb-ass who hides behind the anonymity of the Internet to get a pathetic ego boost from making fun of people doing something he doesn't have the balls to do.

[chaka21000]

fatty korean

[momotehdonut]

why do you jump around the screen like ray william jhonsan?.... i hate Ray william jhonsan.

[Veagor]

@missculen33 I'm sorry that I don't want to make horrible videos shot from a phone and have no idea what I'm going to say and spend most of the time saying 'Um' or 'Uh'. I'm sorry that I tried to make something entertaining instead of making some painfully mediocre sideshow that was lazily put together. Lastly, I'm sorry that you're life is so pathetic and low that you have to needlessly beat up on someone's video, and giving no constructive criticism. Get your ego boosts from Justin Bieber.