RETARDED COP - COPVAN

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Due to the chorus of this being a complete rip off of that old song this one won't be commercialy released..but you can get it here... http://soundcloud.com/gary_keogh/retarded-cop-copvan for FREE COPFANS!

And now you can sing along!

When I saw you drooling I knew that you wer'nt foolin'
cos You were vegtablised
I could tell from your complexion I'd make the right connection
and we'd get out of our bins tonight
your dilated pupils told me you had no scruples and I was gonna get properly fried
I heeded your suggestions not to ask too many questions when you mentioned we should step on outside...


I'm leaving,I'm flying class A and I won't be back till yesterday


The sky was full of fractals and 3D terradactyls
Oh,What the fuck was in that shit I just smoked
My head was fucking spinning, pretty sure that I was grinning
and then someone said "Hey Gaz want some yokes?"
I said "shit you must be kidding cos my brain has just gone skidding oh I think I better give em a pass"
They said "no man These'll sort ya,they'll fucking teleport ya,I promise you man that these yokes are pure class"

I'm leaving in a spaceship,I don't know if I'll be to this
I'm leaving,I'm flying class A and I won't be back till yesterday

The next thing I remember I was naked in the embers and communing with the trees and the stars
Which woulda been idylic had I been somewhere more scenic than the car park of the local Spar
A lunchtime crowd assembled it was clear that I ressembled a strange creature from the planet of fear
My eyeballs were rotating and my hips they were gyrating to a tune that only I could hear

I'm leaving in a cop van,I dont know when I'll be back again

It was the middle of december on a day I cant remember when the doctors came and took me away
They said "Now take it easy,this shot might make ya quesy but you'll feel better at the end of your stay"
Well they gave me new pajama's it felt like the Bahamas,the fucking thermostat was starting to melt

And i was pretty happy although I was in nappies,y'know you gotta play the hand that your dealt


I'm leaving,I'm flying class A and I won't be back till yesterday
I'm leaving in a spaceship,I don't know if I'll be to this
I'm leaving in a cop van,I dont know when I'll be back again




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[miollll]

Genius.. do u do the backing vocals as well

[Gazontheraz]

@miollll I sure do!Thanks I'm glad you like it..I've loads of songs up on here.

[abcman3000]

lyrics ????????

[Gazontheraz]

@abcman3000 What about them?

[abcman3000]

@Gazontheraz put them on ! The song is cool but I don't get all the lyrics.

[Gazontheraz]

@abcman3000 There you brother..HAVE AT IT!

[miollll]

@Gazontheraz yeah ive checked them all out.. one of mates caught u supporting jello and has put us all on to ya... tea and fags is a fave... you obviously have good knowledge of sound engineering

[Aphorizm]

@Gazontheraz diet cola from the 80's.

[MSWSSMcm]

mate is such a shti video

[thepogue]

frappin brilliant!! love it!

[thepogue]

cool shit burdda...

[dubhdavidblack]

here Gaz you've violated my mic stand patent, the lawyers will be contacting you.

[TrafficoneMan]

that is so fuckin good your lyrics are savage

[4art6]

Sooo Good. Thanks from Montreal