The History Song

The song of History!!

Lyrics

Yeah man historys great
I watch the history channel while I vegetate
I read about history while I masticate
yeah history is great

George Washington and Robert E Lee
The manifest destiny and democracy

In1492 Chris Columbus sailed
in 1783 the British Failed
In 2005 Bush beat Kerry
In 1940 came tom and jerry

Joseph stalin and mohammed ali
Women in the kitchen and public TV

Washington was president of the United States
A big treasure was founded by Benjamin gates
Buzz Aldrin he landed on the moon
Davy Crockett wore a Racoon

The Loisiana purchase and tea party
political parties and independance day
medieval times were called the dark ages
but they didnt include dragons and Mages
Pre-historic times has some neanderthals
in modern days we piss in stalls

egyptian mummies and cleopatra
the greeks the trojans and that guy from sparta

dont you agree history is fun
even more know this song is cool

Hitler had a funny mustache
Ghengis Khan wore a funny hat
Bigfoot was found how about that
the Lochness monster is really fat

THIS IS SPARTA

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• bigfoot
• lochness monster

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