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Uploaded on Jan 6, 2007

whats your Zombie plan? mine is to get myself a shotgun and a shit load of shells and get to an island like Hawaii of the caribbean, because zombies cant swim. and for the ones already on the island...well thats what the shot guns for(to blast their FUCKING HEADS OFF!!!

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  • Davis Gardner

    Davis Gardner 1 year ago

    Take car.

    Go to Mum's.

    Kill Phil.

    Grab Liz.

    Go the Winchester.

    Have a nice cold pint.

    And wait for all of this to blow over.

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  • Elias Perez

    Elias Perez 1 year ago

    Forget guns, i have the greatest plan on the planet. I will surround my house with treadmills facing me.

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  • edward18517 .

    edward18517 . 2 months ago

    Simmons would probably be the safest. Considering zombies are dead bodies, they wouldn't probably be active fear even 2 weeks.

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  • GamingGuruXD

    GamingGuruXD 4 months ago

    until you get a huge swarm of zombies from the loud as hell gunfire. then what

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    GamingGuruXD 4 months ago

    what if you lose power or run out of gas

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  • Sgtnolisten

    Sgtnolisten 5 months ago

    ...You sir, win all internets for such a creative plan.

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  • MashterChief117

    MashterChief117 5 months ago

    Why are they worried about the hordes of the undead when they are equipped with state of the art MJOLNIR Mk. VI Powered Armour ?

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  • nordic fatcheese

    nordic fatcheese 7 months ago

    1Jarofdirt, how will you get to Hawaii?

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  • DroidArmyLeader

    DroidArmyLeader 9 months ago

    Fuck alaska, I'll take a boat to the Antarctica region and save all the fuel i can for a journey back in some years and take supplies to Antarctica to last me all the cold harsh environment.

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  • Kyleigh Burgess

    Kyleigh Burgess 9 months ago

    Find canned food first when there are the least amount of zombies. I already have weapons but if I didnt Id go for weapons. Then friends because only the smart ones that wont hold you back will be alive by then. Then Im holing myself up in the remote mountains.

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  • 808ismyway

    808ismyway 10 months ago

    Zombies eat people with brains so I guess caboose is immune Lol

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  • Matthew Pike

    Matthew Pike 10 months ago

    Oh that would explain it...

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