Spiders: Christ, Fucking Spiders - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 5

Christ almighty, spiders were designed to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on this planet with those spindly fucking legs...ah fuck that's the worst! Spiders are the fucking fucking worst.

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  Comedy

[gagaplex]

"Spiders: Fucking Spiders"

That's an episode title I can get behind. 

[secondgate]

the existence of spiders supports claims for intelligent design. By an evil evil god

[oldsnaaake]

BRING IN THE BLEACH

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WHY THE FUCK AM I WATCHING THIS!!

[Frank Jaeger]

why did I get an ad with a man with a terrible voice telling me to read the bible daily? Because I won't.

[Joel Whaling]

Fuck spiders. JUST FUCK EM

[Pickleton]

That first "CHRIST! FUCKING SPIDERS!" makes me all teary eyed from laughing.

[dexteralexandria]

HOLY FUCK HOW HORRYIFING. 

[detox8388]

The Onion needs to do one last episode of Horrifying Planet on Sloths. It would be hilarious!

[Francine Frenze]

Weren't you listening, its the fear of spiders being worse than the spiders themselves. He literally explains it at the end xD

[EffBeeEyeFREEZE]

Arachnophobic narrator bahaha

[samuraigraffix]

wow, this is awesome.