Deadpool's Comic Con Song (Parody)!

The title says it all. (Marvel/DC/Comic Con Parody/Review)

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"The Comic Con Song" Music and Lyrics by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy

Lyrics:

Sing! It's another Comic Con!
Thing! It's another ever-lovin', blue-eyed Comic Con!
Time for the fates of the Hollywood big brass
To be decided by guys dressed like Kick-Ass!
Zing! It's another Comic Con!

Softly sleeping studio heads
Waking suddenly from their beds.
Desperately screaming in a sweat,
"Who do we pander to for cred?"

You! At another Comic Con!
Dude! You know, with great power comes a big-ass Comic Con!
Four days when all of the media outlets
Try to pretend they've always cared about us!
Boom! It's another Comic Con!

Girls in underwear super-suits,
Fish-net stockings, go-go boots,
Parading around for kids to stare,
But since it's cosplay, we don't care!

Smile! It's another Comic Con!
I'm! Selling bootleg hentai at my booth in Comic Con!
That time of year when the geeks feel like princes
For every hour their line moves two inches!
Time! For another Comic Con!

Crowds of people in Hall H,
Childlike wonder on each face,
Hearts filled with hope that with any luck,
Maybe this year these films won't suck!

Hey! I got that from Comic Con!
Stay! Away from my priceless, useless crap from Comic Con!

Geeks might seem nice, but they're really quite ruthless!
All that they want is the head of George Lucas!

See the Twi-hards and Harry Potter minions
Fight like they're Israelis and Palestinians!

Bat-Fans keep nukes for Joel Schumacher handy!
Aside from that, they're one big, happy family!

Play! The big finish here! Come on!

So get packin'!
Get the frak in!
To the blogger hackin',
Movie industry trackin',
Anti-Perspirant lackin',
Fifty-Dollar snackin'
At another Comic Con!

Unless you watch it online!

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[runemaster234]

If i was Marvel i would give you to direct and to do the voice of a Deadpool cartoon show...

[NumberZeroFan]

The real question is.... what are you doing with all those barbie dolls? 0_O

[360spider06]

dead pool what would we do with out you lol

[NewSuperAvenger]

@runemaster234 well, he is good at deadpool, but how bout nolan north for deadpool and him as weasel.

[madloz76]

Thank you.

[WillBNunn]

amazing.

[PointyMetalObjects]

@NumberZeroFan Terrible, terrible things. Or making videos.

[MultiManwithaplan]

wasn't your first episode on marvel.com three years ago

[Nintony58]

0:47 "BOOM"

.... Oh... OH! Now I get it!!!

[BustaBullet7]

You should voice deadpool professionally for marvel

[moraz21]

Wade...

Take me, Now!