When Life Gives You Lemons

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Listen up bitches, if you want to succeed in life, you listen to my advice and you HEED it. Shoot.

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• when
• life
• gives
• you
• lemons
• make
• lemonade
• WRONG
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• is
• what
• NOT
• to
• do
• shoot

[Heyitscierraboo7]

too bad life doesn't hands me lemons :( i get melons because im dyslexic :/

[tallfreak14]

when life gives you lemons, make grape fruit juice and let the other wonder "how the hell did they do that?"

[Blondyman1305]

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[queenofeveryone]

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say, "I don't need your lemons! I have a pink lemon tree in my backyard! Ha! I beat you, life!" Or just take them and learn to stop turning down free stuff.

[Nelherbie]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies eyes!!

[dexdex1560]

when you said TO and my first thought was Toronto?

[johnhelinski]

What if you were given an odd number of lemons

[kas1262]

@Heyitscierraboo7 Hey, think of it this way.. at least melons are bigger (;

[TheMagicalRetard]

When life gives you lemons, you take those lemons and you throw those lemons at that dumb mother fucker who gave you those god damn lemons!!! .____.

[liveloveride44]

i'm making lemon bars as i watch this. so no tyler! i will not make DDs out of lemons! i will make lemon bars thank you very much!

[SteveIsBrootal]

@CutiePie4325 ha!

[CuhlaireG]

I'm pretty sure someone would notice two oddly shaped fruits bulging out of my bra.