The Birthday Game = proof that Scientology is a business

Money. Provisions. That's what it's all about. See for yourself.

Another parody by Golden Lulz Productions using original material from the "Church" of Scientology. Clips used under the Fair Use Exception for the non-commercial purpose of parody only.

The "International Production Strategy" presented in this parody is the actual "International Production Strategy" from from a 1984 Flag Int video!

By the way, the guy on the left is not just some random fellow.
In court, he described his duties as follows:

"As the WDC Chairman and Commanding Officer CMOI, I direct the activities of a large, international church. I am responsible for the financial planning for CSI and for ensuring the long-term future of the religion through safeguarding its financial reserves. I appoint all senior officials of CSI. I, along with the Executive Director International and the Executive Strata, a division of CSI, also formujlate the long-term planning for the expansion of all Churches of Scientology."

Source: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/Declaration_Marc_Yager_1994.pdf

The guy on the right was also actually in charge.

Source: http://www.xenufrance.net/ed-int-declarations-of-guillaume-lesevre.pdf

These Clowns *ACTUALLY* ran the strategy of $cientology!

LRH states: "MAKE MONEY. MAKE MORE MONEY. MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MORE MONEY."
- L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, 9 March 1972, MS OEC 384

5.4X "The Birthday Game" details the measures ("stats") such as: "Paid completions", "Cash on Hand", "Payments to Flag", "Gross income", "Gross book sales", "Paid starts", "Value of services delivered", "Money paid for Training", "Gross Income Divided by Number of Staff", "Number of Books sold to New Public"
http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_cult_Birthday_Game

Creditz for the lulz to B4NO1CANSEE

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Scientology
• Business
• Birthday
• Game
• Money
• Hubbard

[BlueAsbestosCosBlues]

in the end, it's all about the money

[HotlantaAnon]

I always belong to "churches" with commanding officers

[Eddiesilence]

Guillaume Lesevre is an enslaved starey wierdo.

[theedrstrangelove]

you can make money under fair use for a parody.

[998987987698765]

Make Money. Make More Money. Make others make Money for you. I Love America.

[laserofjustice]

and the beginning and middle, too! Also, power, greed, self-importance..

[LindiVid]

Those Sea Org uniforms make me physically ill. I have family that served in the military and that is just a huge slap in the face to legitimate Armed Forces. This is all about this crazy cult trying desperately to look flashy and important and it's nothing but an arrogant dellusion.