I Ate Ten Year Old Spam

I had some Spam in my office that was ten years old. I ate it. Before eating it, I called Hormel and they said that there is no expiration date on spam. Only that if, when opened, it's pink and not green, gray or black. It was pink! For information on reading date stamps on the bottom of Spam: http://www.hormelfoods.com/faqs.aspx#can2

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[fluxbios]

I have a can of SPAM that will be 20 years old in October. When October rolls around, I will open that can and eat it if it's still pink.

[buzzardsaturn4455]

Russians were still eating SPAM that we gave them in WWII until the supply ran out in the 1980's. 

[fluxbios]

@buzzardsaturn4455 You gave Russians SPAM in WWII? I commend you.

[violetmomochi89]

What did it taste like?

[fluxbios]

@violetmomochi89 It tasted like spam, but the texture was mushier than fresh spam and more crumbly.

[fluxbios]

@EndCat47 Very well. 1: Spam is actually pretty good when pan fried and added to rice or noodles. It reminds me of hot dogs kind of. 2: I don't know what I was thinking by eating 10 year old spam, but many people at my office suggested I eat it when it turns 10.

[EndCat47]

@fluxbios Well, may Crom guide you to his hall when you do pass from eating it. But seriously, 1: what is spam like to eat?

and 2: why the hell would you eat 10 year old anything? lol

[fluxbios]

@EndCat47 Yes, I died. I am commenting from the after life. I will post a video of my funeral next week. Actually, my stomach did gurgle a bit more than it usually does when I eat spam. Maybe I was nervous. I'm now on hour 22 after eating the old spam and I feel fine.

[fluxbios]

@violetmomochi89 I was also going to say that all the spam jelly that normally is in the can, appeared to be liquified.

[EndCat47]

did you die?